The Collected Wisdom of Chris (Simpsons Artist)

الجمعة، 6 أبريل 2018

The Collected Wisdom of Chris (Simpsons Artist)

Life can be confusing and scary, but with the soft, guiding hand of Chris (Simpsons' artist) (Twitter, Instagram, Facebook) ushering you through it, you have nothing to fear my child. Soak in this wisdom, there is no need to be upset.

1. Find your center and embrace it

you can be anything you want to be xox pic.twitter.com/dAGkScgOGg
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) August 9, 2016

2. Look how easy it is, all these people are doing it

a day without laughter is no day at all so remember to laugh more and your day will feel fuller than ever before xox pic.twitter.com/apoxx1Ibhq
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) January 16, 2015

3. But after that, you should probably let him go

love tip: wrap your arms around the man of your dreams so he can never leave you until he is dead xox pic.twitter.com/PXbNJ1sDAB
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) February 8, 2017

4. Legs get tired taking care of kids all dang day

a helpful parenting tip xox pic.twitter.com/DbsZkILJ8M
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) November 10, 2017

5. Sand gets everywhere outside your body, why not let it get everywhere inside as well

remember to start eating sand so you can have the perfect beach body in time for your summer holidays xox pic.twitter.com/4A90ycGJLQ
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) June 7, 2016

6. It's science

be happy while you are living because it is almost impossible to do when you are dead xox pic.twitter.com/0weyYZ8LRM
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) November 30, 2015

7. If you can jump over that, you can jump over anything

you can do it i believe in you xox pic.twitter.com/MXphQdZD20
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) May 9, 2016

8. Work bitch

flick your legs out when you walk to make yourself feel more confident and less depressed about your life xox pic.twitter.com/NPnJtOy45X
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) August 12, 2015

9. That's what they're there for. Also to clean teeth

lick and suck the dentists fingers to calm yourself down xox pic.twitter.com/5z2CGI6iub
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) April 7, 2016

10. What has angered you thusly mother

let go of the things in your life that are holding you back like your boring son xox https://t.co/DtZAHUKBOB pic.twitter.com/IFV2lSIFyu
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) November 18, 2015

11. I'm here to turn that smile upside down and also clean teeth

how to cheer up a miserable friend xox pic.twitter.com/CPJH6jDOoS
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) August 16, 2017

12. Make sure to where the proper wolf killing attire

new years resolution: exercise more so you can finally capture the wolf that killed your wife xox pic.twitter.com/NuGo7GB9Tu
-- Chris (Simpsons artist) (@getbentsaggy) January 6, 2017