Honestly, it's not like we're lying, we're telling the truth to the best of our ability. If that seems a bit vague, then ask yourself, would our point hold up in court? We feel preeettttyyy confident it would a little something like this:
Judge: Do you solemnly swear that you will tell the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth, (so help you God)?
Me: Uhh, technically?
Judge: Good enough. CASE DISMISSED!
Everyone: *standing ovation*
1. Yes, very informative.
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2. I've got a .22 caliber asshole and I'm not afraid to use it.
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3. 3Edgy5me
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4. 100% legit mistake.
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5. 1 whale = 1 whale
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6. If I HAD to guess...
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7. 10/10 still dessert.
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8. Caution: pool is wet.
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9. Yes, I see. Thank you.
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10. *Cue Jaws theme music*
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11. I'm on a very strict diet.
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12. Godzilla is an asshole.
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