Friend, I'm glad you have come here. You are someone who deserves chuckles, and for that reason I am about to give you some. Please enjoy.
1. So close, yet so far away
The big mystery I hope they answer in #Westworld season 2 is if Bernard will ever look through his glasses 🤞 pic.twitter.com/9aGaaPLZqr
-- Matt S. (@staticstruck) April 23, 2018
2. One day you'll see - you'll all see
me deleting a tweet that I thought was funny after it getting 0 attention pic.twitter.com/bI8ePurksO
-- ً (@blindsiren) April 22, 2018
3. BREAK THE TARGETS
-- 🐕 (@doggoism) April 22, 2018
4. Hey maybe they'll come around
Out here making friends pic.twitter.com/4zaqN2PpmJ
-- decent pigeon (@decentbirthday) April 23, 2018
5. Why are we like this
we live in hell pic.twitter.com/KNz2HegaJ7
-- Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) April 24, 2018
6. Wakanda for a certain amount of time
When I start a job vs when I've been working there for a couple of weeks pic.twitter.com/3yUhSeyeHw
-- I miss the old kanye (@dale_fromcali) April 24, 2018
7. Sleep with one eye open around this one
Just learned our 9y/o did an experiment on us. Lost tooth, told no one for 3d, kept tooth under his pillow. No $. Then he tells us he lost the tooth, next night there is money under his pillow. Then confronted us with his scientific evidence that the tooth fairy isn't real.
-- Rogue Dad, M.D. (@RogueDadMD) April 23, 2018
8. I finally believe I am smelling what the Rock is cooking
If you didn't care about the Royal Baby but do care about The Rock's baby you've got to start calling it The People's Baby, I think
-- James Acaster (@JamesAcaster) April 24, 2018
9. Please, I require rest
My meat watching me open incognito for the 4th time today pic.twitter.com/KRQHfIqo73
-- Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) April 24, 2018
10. A tasty treat for my t-buds as well as my whole body
whoever said never mix business with pleasure clearly ain't tried a gummy vitamin
-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) April 24, 2018
11. Happy to hear that
On today's episode of men pay 0 attention to me lmfao pic.twitter.com/g8Uo4G8wKH
-- Morena ✨ (@Lovely_Giox3) April 23, 2018
12. Awwww he's stupid
if anyone wants to know how drunk my boyfriend was last night pic.twitter.com/XHLagOLMC1
-- tricia n (@makeesomenoyes) April 21, 2018
13. Tom Hardy is a true master
That new Venom trailer looks great pic.twitter.com/1shKUaOD8q
-- thechrishaley (@thechrishaley) April 24, 2018
14. Even Boss Babies know this
A. B. C. pic.twitter.com/MhO2OAYt20
-- Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) April 24, 2018
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