1. Save it for an awkward Thanksgiving convo, Aunt
I literally can't deal with my aunties anymore. This is entrapment. pic.twitter.com/tL46lqLvL5
-- Sophie Duker (@sophiedukebox) April 17, 2018
2. Relationships are overrated
Now that I'm single I can do the things I wanna do like cry and gain weight
-- Hannah Boone (@boonecomedy) April 18, 2018
3. Why would anyone buy the 67 one...?
good work, everybody pic.twitter.com/Df5yrfM9Wm
-- lafix (@lafix) April 17, 2018
4. When is payday?
-- ken scamrock (@allend0rk) April 17, 2018
5. It's called being a good friend...
-- nao (@NOTLEVlOSA) April 17, 2018
6. This is the scientific term
A group of white men is called a subreddit
-- Sarah Mowrey (@SarahMowrey) April 15, 2018
7. Spring is coming (At least that's what they tell me...)
Listen up, guys. pic.twitter.com/gIMF3CM6Nj
-- Mike Primavera (@primawesome) April 18, 2018
8. Karma.
When they ask to speak with the manager and you are the manager pic.twitter.com/fGzJm5awEZ
-- Matthew A. Cherry (@MatthewACherry) April 17, 2018
9. I think on some level they already know
So... should I tell this person that their license plate says "I sharted" or...? pic.twitter.com/S1EvCUWz54
-- Jenny Jaffe (@jennyjaffe) April 17, 2018
10. And Batman says bats are scary...
Flip a picture of bats hanging upside down and you have what looks like an epic dance-off!#BatAppreciationDay pic.twitter.com/kGikwv1z5O
-- Michael Clarke (@Mr_Mike_Clarke) April 17, 2018
11. Your daily cuteness
I know there's a lot of news but I'm rarely not thinking about this image and i wanted to share pic.twitter.com/YRfU8rS71R
-- hell woods (@floozyesq) April 16, 2018
12. I've seen 30 Rock 800 times at this point
How to watch a movie in 2018
-- Sian Welby (@Sianwelby) April 15, 2018
Step 1: open netflix
Step 2: click through 500 films
Step 3: select tv series
Step 4: pick episode you've seen
Step 5: look at phone for 45 mins
13. I'm pretty on the inside!
when you're funny but ugly pic.twitter.com/CtvqTzoXlb
-- ً (@blindsiren) April 15, 2018
14. Never bitchume...
When you assume, you make an ASS out of U and ME! Similar things happen when you bitchume and motherfuckerume.
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) April 18, 2018
15. We've come a long way....sort of...
I love learning about the history of feminism. pic.twitter.com/T0jODmNY0V
-- Beth Newell (@bethnew) April 17, 2018
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