1. There's always money in the ice cream stand
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2. This is actually also what they were originally gonna call The Sopranos
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3. Aged beautifully since it was bottled in 1927 France
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4. You're gonna have to make it louder than that if you wanna stop me
Number one, why these shits so hard to open? Number two, they loud as hell. Whole fuckin country know you tryna get a piece of cake pic.twitter.com/EBRgsUMzHW
-- camera girl 🌹 (@AsiaAtItAgain) December 11, 2017
5. Hell yes
how i feel after making a good joke pic.twitter.com/EFoSfEsHRk
-- josh (@yunginstitution) January 19, 2018
6. What are you, crazy, no c'mon
WAITER: Room for dessert?
-- Saucy Kensington 🔪 (@Book_Krazy) September 2, 2015
[flashback to the room at home that hides all my desserts]
ME: [nervous laugh] Haha I don't have one of those.
7. Gotcha bitch
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8. Hmm I got 0
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9. Wait you're not supposed to do that with your drug dealer?
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10. Fuck Skittles, this is how you taste the rainbow
I did it, I made an LGBT pic.twitter.com/UmZRZWANTF
-- John Leavitt 🌹 (@LeavittAlone) February 23, 2017
11. Must've been those two dudes that stand in em in the commercials
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12. Also what fucking textbook is this
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13. Exquisite
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14. Ok but do you come with barbecue sauce or sweet n' sour
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