You know what's cooler than a million dollars? Testifying before Congress regarding the nature of your company's dishonest usage of user data with Cambridge Analytica. Throw these funny ass tweets a "LIKE" or "WOW" or perhaps even a "MARK LOOK AT WHAT YOU HAVE DONE".
1. So true
Mark Zuckerberg getting The Real Facebook Experience in listening to Sen. Chuck Grassley, an 84yo man who cannot type and is confused and upset by everything he sees, just kind of rattling on about shit.
-- David Roth (@david_j_roth) April 10, 2018
2. Capturing them brings me joy, as it does to others who enjoy this hobby
Congressman: So tell us something about yourself that we don't know, Mr. Zuckerberg.
-- Ian Miles Cheong (@stillgray) April 10, 2018
The Zuckerberg: I am a model 255.03- 5 Alpha Mark XV terrestrial infiltration unit designed to survey weaknesses in host populations.
Congressman: What?
The Zuckerberg: Oh, I like fishing. pic.twitter.com/F7zOvqPEEi
3. Nod, smile, look at people
Live look at Zuckerberg testifying in front of Congress pic.twitter.com/NSpJmwcIH2
-- Mike Zakarian (@MikeZakarian) April 10, 2018
4. You're going away for a long time, buddy
mr. zuckerberg, are you prepared to go to jail for having a personality so stale and shitty that you've forced senator thune to make a face that I weirdly find hot? pic.twitter.com/rzYI6MDuPd
-- Nicole Silverberg (@nsilverberg) April 10, 2018
5. Beep boop beep Facebook
All this talk of "data" can't be a coincidence... pic.twitter.com/LU9p087k3E
-- Guy Cimbalo (@gvcimbalo) April 10, 2018
6. My team will follow up with you
ZUCKERBERG: im ready to answer any questions u might have about facebook
-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) April 10, 2018
84-YEAR-OLD SENATOR: excellent. mr zuckerberg my farmville farm needs more pigs but i cannot figure out where to purchase them
7. 🎶 In the summertime, when the weather is fine 🎶
The Winklevoss twins today pic.twitter.com/FlkH54Ne9i
-- Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) April 10, 2018
8. Let's do this again next week
when everything's fine and you feel great pic.twitter.com/d8wenWQfd5
-- Ashley Feinberg (@ashleyfeinberg) April 10, 2018
9. Not in anybody's Top 8 rn
Mark Zuckerberg looking like he ain't slept since MySpace pic.twitter.com/7gT0kVvaUQ
-- Pete Blackburn (@PeteBlackburn) April 10, 2018
10. Am I not Congressy enough for the Congress club?
dana carvey's greatest character yet pic.twitter.com/38UNlP02Hn
-- dom nero (@dominicknero) April 10, 2018
11. NOTHING TO SEE HERE FOLKS
Ah yes, these are DEFINITELY the top trending Tech stories right now pic.twitter.com/q5JGvn5Zqa
-- Katie Notopoulos (@katienotopoulos) April 10, 2018
12. Simple as that
-- Ryan Creamer (@ryguyguyry) April 10, 2018
13. It keeps making this static sound
Now ahh Mister Zuckerberg, can you explain why the tv keeps doing this thing since they hooked up the nintendo pic.twitter.com/ifSptc2QxS
-- Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) April 10, 2018
14. You gotta get more stories loaded in the holster babe
This is the face my boyfriend makes when we're at a party & I've told the same anecdote 5 times pic.twitter.com/rH2spVQtFu
-- Marcia Belsky (@MarciaBelsky) April 10, 2018
15. You can have this thing back if you want it Winkelvi
That face when you just wanted a faster way to rank girls by looks and ended up installing a fascist government in the most powerful country on earth pic.twitter.com/VEaQjz9Z6s
-- Zack Bornstein (@ZackBornstein) April 10, 2018
16. NOW, HOW IS FACEBOOK LIKE, SAY, A CHEVY CAR
you should have to prove you can successfully post something to FB before getting to question zuck
-- Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) April 10, 2018
17. I've made a terrible mistake
when u drink 2 glasses of red wine while watching Amelie and decide to cut your own bangs pic.twitter.com/EPYHtZn3QI
-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) April 10, 2018
18. Additionally, can you help me insert it into my computer I cannot find the slot
"Mr. Zuckerberg, a magazine i recently opened came with a floppy disk offering me 30 free hours of something called America On-Line. Is that the same as Facebook?" pic.twitter.com/U7pqpUhEhQ
-- Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) April 10, 2018
19. Or maybe like turning it off and turning it back on again
"have you tried control alt delete?"
-- Ziwe (@ziwe) April 10, 2018
"I'd have to followup with my team" #Zuckerberg pic.twitter.com/5B9eV0pJ89
20. Long live the King
tfw you aren't being grilled by the Senate Judiciary Committee pic.twitter.com/0gbOmDtJq8
-- Jeffrey Young (@JeffYoung) April 10, 2018
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