12 Lie Goblins That Are Spinning a Web of Bullsh*t

Not even J. R. R. Tolkien himself could come up with such fantastical works of fiction and he basically created fantasy writing.

That's why we're not sure if these people are writing geniuses are cringe golems holding on to the last shimmering hope that someone will think their made-up story is cool. 

Either way, we love calling them out on their BUUUULLLLSHIIIIT.

1. Putting in a DVD is basically like going to a casino.

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2. How are these two things even related?

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3. What an alpha Chad!

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4. Babies NEVER ask for your consent. 

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5. Someone is an aspiring porn script writer. 

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6. Aw, someone fell asleep in school and had a nice dream again. 

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7.

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8. And then everyone got free espresso shots. 

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9. SICK!!

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10. Parenting101

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11. Such a relatable story. 

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12. Much clever!

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