What is Big Dick Energy and Why Is Everyone Assuring Me I Don't Have It?

الأربعاء، 27 يونيو 2018

What is Big Dick Energy and Why Is Everyone Assuring Me I Don't Have It?

Are you as confused as I am as to what big dick energy is? And why everyone in your life is repeatedly, loudly telling you that you don't have it?

The term 'big dick energy' was brought into the world when an Ariana Grande fan asked her over Twitter how long the rumored interlude to Pete Davidson, her now fiance, would be on her upcoming album Sweetener. Ariana responded thusly:

This tweet has since been deleted, but the screenshots that remain provided the fuel necessary to ignite the fire that is Big Dick Energy. @babyvietcong used the term in a tweet about Davidson, but jsyk she did not invent or popularize the term, we have @imbobswaget to thank for that.

Pete davidson is 6'3 with dark circles, exudes big dick energy, looks evil but apparently is an angel, and loves his girl publicly the only thing wrong w him is that he's a scorpio but anyway.....id married him within a month too
-- Tina (@babyvietcong) June 23, 2018

before Wendy's tweets their baked potatoes have big dick energy just know @imbobswaget popularized the term
-- jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) June 27, 2018

But what is big dick energy? And why do all of my family and friends keep texting me telling me that I shouldn't look too deep into it, I definitely don't have it? Here's some quick explainers that may help you understand:

'big dick energy' is confidence without cockiness. it is never misplaced, and it cannot be simulated. it is the sexual equivalent of writing a check for $10K knowing you got it in the bank account

thank you for attending my TEDxTalk
-- priya (@priya_ebooks) June 25, 2018

feel like people are mixing up "big dick energy" and "has a big dick" when actually you do not even need to have a dick to have big dick energy. i have big dick energy. lindsay lohan has big dick energy. rihanna? big dick energy
-- Emily Reynolds (@rey_z) June 25, 2018

So there you have it folks. Ask your doctor if big dick energy is right for you, you should not have it if you have a preexisting heart condition. Now check out these funny tweets about BDE.

1.

me: i just... i dont feel very big dick energy lately. im feeling very little dick energy. yesterday i didnt even want to take my shirt off at the pool

therapist: excuse me
-- eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) June 26, 2018

2.

The Big Dick Energy of the Chrises, Ranked:
1.) Evans, astronomical BDE, effortless
2.) Hemsworth, extreme BDE, but it's bolstered by some (fun) performance
3.) Pine, lots of BDE but he doesn't make a big deal about it
4.) Pratt, almost no BDE at all. All performance.
-- Meg 🔪 Downey (@rustypolished) June 26, 2018

3.

unfortunately the term big dick energy is canceled after one of you said the tivago dude exudes it
-- vampire workday (@imbobswaget) June 23, 2018

4.

*extremely cool youth pastor voice*
you know who had real big dick energy?
-- Austin Gilkeson 🐙 (@osutein) June 26, 2018

5.

what idiot called it big dick energy and not je ne sais cock?
-- Alp Ozcelik (@alplicable) June 26, 2018

6.

carrie: i couldn't help but wonder...did Mr. Big have Mr. Big Dick Energy?
samantha: is there any other kind of energy?
charlotte: big chick energy before big dick energy
miranda: i will fix the MTA
-- Sammy Nickalls 🧚‍♀️ (@sammynickalls) June 26, 2018

7.

twitter on the west coast is hard cus you're just waking up and people are already talking about how mr. rogers had big dick energy
-- jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) June 26, 2018

8.

big dick energy pic.twitter.com/WGYkLeR5hE
-- Perfume Genius (@perfumegenius) June 26, 2018

9.

big dick energy is tired i'm all about cavernous pussy energy now
-- Carina Hsieh (@carinahsieh) June 26, 2018

10.

excited for the NYT Twitter memes reporter to send their piece on "big dick energy" to the copy desk
-- ಠ_ಠ (@MikeIsaac) June 26, 2018

11.

people w the most BDE, ranked:

10. u cant just
9. rank
8. human beings
7. based on
6. such an arbitrary
5. and
4. ridiculous concept
3. it does not
2. make sense
1. frances mcdormand
-- ells (@ElliePeek) June 27, 2018

12.

aries: BDE, small dick
taurus: nah
gemini: no
cancer: tender BDE
leo: hate to give them the satisfaction but yeah, BDE
virgo: weaponized BDE
libra: lowkey BDE
scorpio: tries too hard to exude BDE to have BDE
sag: BDE
cap: runs you over with BDE
aquarius: nah
pisces: dormant BDE
-- anna borges (@annabroges) June 26, 2018

13.

How Jokes Get Ruined 101

twitter user: pete davidson has big dick energy

buzzfeed: A Complete Guide to the Origin of Big Dick Energy

white people: lizzie mcguire had ~big dick energy~

democrats: alex ocasio-cortez has BIG DICK ENERGY!!!!1BLUE WAVE
-- Jill Gutowitz (@jillboard) June 27, 2018