Ever since the infamous Tweet by mrreptoid calling British hotelier David Morgan-Hewitt an absolute unit, the internet has never been quite the same. There's been a paradigm shift in how we talk about size, and it couldn't be more perfect.
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It of course begs the question, what is an absolute unit?
Well, as you can probably guess, it refers to people or objects that are seemingly larger than life. Someone who is a physical caricature of the word "big". Something that is so big it's almost unmeasurable using mere mortal tools. And, when you gaze upon it, you shed a single tear because this unfathomable sturdiness is just so awe-inspiring.
And if you do not agree that this thicc N' jolly hotelier should be named King of Absolute Units, then you need to get the out of the royal court, you fucking clown.
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