13 Tweets To Remind You The World Can Still Be A Good Place

1. IS THIS NOT TRUE? ALSO I AM NOT A WOLF

ONCE AGAIN REMOVED FROM THE BUSINESS MEETING FOR SAYING "THE GRAVE COMES FOR US ALL" WHEN ASKED ABOUT THE TIMELINE FOR MY PROJECT'S COMPLETION

-- NOT A WOLF (@SICKOFWOLVES) June 18, 2018

2. Only smokes American Spirits

Def works at a bike shop, and has his keys hooked onto his belt loop. https://t.co/m03Zwoly7T

-- Tierra Whack (@TierraWhack) June 19, 2018

3. Did a different artist do the words?

im on a boat w a guy who has this tattoo pic.twitter.com/c3hLthT4pY

-- abby (@emotr0n5000) June 17, 2018

4. Almost as bad as I want this Cinnamon Toast Crunch

'boy sexting me: this dick would look so good in your pretty little mouth you'd like that huh

me, eating a bowl of cereal while my hair dries: yes daddy I want it so bad'

-- Non-Ironic Nihilist (@Esoterics_) June 18, 2018

5. Reality is crazier than any dystopia we could've imagined

I feel like maybe Phillip K Dick wasn't cynical enough https://t.co/v9ajybnoEr

-- Maid Man In Tha Mafia (@ByYourLogic) June 19, 2018

6. RIP, ya done daddy

I let my family stay in the car while I got ice the other day and my daughter has been calling me "Ice Boy" in a mocking tone 20 times a day ever since

-- drewtoothpaste (@drewtoothpaste) June 18, 2018

7. Give it to me bad you slimy

i can be ur gf (𝐠𝐨𝐨𝐝 𝐟𝐫𝐨𝐠) or bf (𝘣𝘢𝘥 𝘧𝘳𝘰𝘨) pic.twitter.com/9afyKu1cWG

-- miguel (@usedsocks) June 16, 2018

8. Thumbs up for being on our best behavior

Serious issues aside this is an objectively insane choice of photo to go with that headline pic.twitter.com/lSXGu4HDpR

-- Jewel Galbraith (@jewelfg) June 16, 2018

9. This fruit eating BEANS!

Fruit is nature's candy 😌💕 pic.twitter.com/fe4fjXU1A7

-- Good Bean Jokes (@goodbeanjokes) June 17, 2018

10. Is this boot vers

When no gay people work for your ad company pic.twitter.com/igKcjIhgBX

-- ☭ emmy ☭ (@cannibality) June 17, 2018

11. Let us laugh even though we want to cry

Who wore it better: Children detained in McAllen, Texas or Ivanka Trump pic.twitter.com/atifVrteeY

-- Orli Matlow (@HireMeImFunny) June 18, 2018

12. I'll never forget how tough it was when my parents Muted one another

My dad "unfollowed" my family when I was 4 months old

-- Megan Amram (@meganamram) June 17, 2018

13. You only got one chance do not miss your chance to unzip

it's 90 degrees out. this is your moment, my guy. if not now, when ? pic.twitter.com/4jZ0ndrxov

-- kevin shark (@boynamedshark) June 18, 2018

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