12 Tweets That Were Born For You. They Are Your Children!

الجمعة، 1 يونيو 2018

12 Tweets That Were Born For You. They Are Your Children!

Mother gave beautiful birth to these tweets. Now they are yours to take care of. Laugh, love and learn from them, just like our parents did from us. Be responsible, do not abandon your children, they need to suckle your teet. The need the nectar only you can provide. Give them likes, retweets and follow the comics. This is your chance to change a tweets life.

1. I'm not __ years old.

If someone ever tells me I look my actual age I will walk into the ocean
-- Yassir Lester (@Yassir_Lester) May 31, 2018

2. You gotta wife it up.

This woman was walking around NYC with this label on her shoe and now she's my wife pic.twitter.com/T8UvFYgokv
-- Katrin (@KatraHigher) May 31, 2018

3. Math can be hrad

finally figured out why they call cops "12"

you have to call 911 for the cops

9 + 1 + 1 = 12

can't believe I never realized it 😂🤦‍♂️
-- 1994 Subaru Outback (@Sadieisonfire) May 31, 2018

4. Actually... Great question

u think elephants got booger all up and down their trunks
-- Ross Snow (@MessJenkins) January 16, 2018

5. They're leaving flowers for her mother

Wow camoflage really does work pic.twitter.com/RreLgS1u8E
-- teen (@babbyvietcong) May 30, 2018

6. Damnit autocorrect, you butch!

When it autocorrects bitch to butch pic.twitter.com/O3g6vBwhpl
-- Avery Homer (@excusememisss_) May 29, 2018

7. He would def get laid more

Need to write a viral tweet before bed ummmmmm ok got it.

ok sure Big Bird is a pretty big bird but relatively speaking Kermit is a fucking huge frog they should have called him Big Frog
-- TÁlan (@alan_maguire) May 29, 2018

8. The words of Christ.

"yup" -db pic.twitter.com/h1RX5BcKvN
-- dorto chipe (@dogboner) May 31, 2018

9. Rawr lol xD

me: hi
hot topic cashier: 🖤 :3 nightmare before christmas🔪💉🖤
me: what
hot topic cashier: i said have a nice day
-- gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) May 31, 2018

10. The whites live and die by the code

"Racism is indefensible but here's a defense of it." - white people proverb
-- Rhea Butcher 🛠🇵🇷 (@RheaButcher) May 30, 2018

11. INCLUDE me!

If I notice my friends laughing in a conversation I'm not included in I just shriek, "STOP!!" Then I stare at them for a few seconds. Then I say, "stop." In a much calmer but stern voice.
-- John Reynolds (@JohnReynoldss) May 31, 2018