Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:
1. Dang, gotta update and restart Reality '95
chair.exe has stopped working pic.twitter.com/FO56VNvmH4
-- Chocolat Pine™ (@BeautifulLoser_) June 23, 2018
2. Someone give this person a relationship advice column
new hierarchy of bases:
-- rich (@RichieJamz) June 23, 2018
1st base: sex
2nd base: actually hanging out again
3rd base: spitting in eachothers mouth
4th base: sharing music
3. My god - I will never look at Yoshi's hands the same way again
Time for a little controversy pic.twitter.com/hh645xajCA
-- Hex (@TheBlackHex) June 23, 2018
4. File this is under "painfully relatable"
Thrilled I bought a 55" screen so I can listen to it while I stare at a 4" screen.
-- Eden Dranger (@Eden_Eats) June 24, 2018
5. Let's get fiscal
This is why I don't argue with y'all 🤦🏽♂️🤦🏽♂️ pic.twitter.com/GRmjAWyfmO
-- Lip Gallagher (@tonestradamus) June 25, 2018
6. Carrying your son? WITH YOUR OWN ARMS? Father of the year!
Hard to imagine a bar being set any lower than this. pic.twitter.com/upW6tNHKUu
-- Hannah Williams (@flamingnora) June 24, 2018
7. Square root bling don't mean a thing
-- non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) June 24, 2018
8. Gawrsh, that's rough....hyuck.
wife: I'm leaving you
-- b @ gdq (@bradnthings) June 23, 2018
me: why
wife: You keep talking in that mickey mouse voice
me: oh boy
9. We need to fight against the top 1%, who go to Disney MULTIPLE times a year.
actually the class system in america is:
-- 🕳 (@paddypubs) June 23, 2018
- never been to disney
- went to disney once or twice
- goes to disney annually
10. This is how an entire generation lost their innocence.
that girl from Spy Kids: Oh shiit....ake mushrooms
-- hans zimmer BWAAHHHH sound (@GraceSpelman) June 25, 2018
10 year old me: oh my god
11. ...it checks out.
winnie the pooh's full name is wincent the poop
-- RIC RICO (@internetrico) June 24, 2018
12. This is what we call "getting inadvertently Sister, Sister'd"
GUYS.
-- Rachel Harper (@Rachel__Harper) June 24, 2018
For the past two years the ticket man at my station has baffled me. Some days we get on like a house on fire, chatting about life. Other days he won't even return a hello...turns out to be a pair of identical twins who both work there.
TWO SEPERATE MEN.
TWO YEARS GUYS.
13. Hey, this is mine too!
Working on my 6 year plan:
-- 𝔹𝕣𝕠𝕔𝕜 (@ImTheeBrock) June 24, 2018
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6. And then they'll all be sorry.
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