1. Who's got two hands and uses them to touch himself? This guy
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2. Might as well go out on top
This man saw his entire world crumbling to fire and ash and decided to crank one out before facing eternity. Legend. https://t.co/KSBhPXfVOB
-- Andre (@andredoesthings) July 2, 2017
3. The people have spoken, bouncytitties69
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4. No I suppose you don't
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5. This is the only way to do it
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6. And then they send thoughts and prayers and masturbate more
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7. But she puts on such a good show
vibrators are WRONG and unnatural the bible said adam and eve not florence and the machine
-- Becky (@SAlNTKARDASHIAN) May 18, 2016
8. It's a fun surprise like a bowl of Skittles and M&M's mixed together
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9. Ah fuck. I can't believe you've done this
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10. Fighting an uphill battle there, UCLA
UCLA has had enough pic.twitter.com/GMq1sqvTgf
-- Denzel (@traseaguigam) May 31, 2018
11. That's that good shit
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12. Krakatoa indeed
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13. And how come it's so jiggly
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14. This poor Shutterstock model didn't sign up for this
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15. Boutta get it on with some IRL Thumb thumbs
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