13 Funny Tweets To Get You Through the Day

الأربعاء، 13 يونيو 2018

13 Funny Tweets To Get You Through the Day

1. That something wasn't right here

I got drunk yesterday and sent my sister an incomprehensible text message that was supposed to be the opening words to "Baby One More Time" and somehow my sister STILL GOT IT??????????? pic.twitter.com/ZHTGbXdBX1
-- Hans Zimmer BWAAAHHHHH sound (@GraceSpelman) June 11, 2018

2. They said I can't touch them but they never said anything about not fucking them

Any museum can be the Museum of Sex if you fuck the paintings
-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) June 11, 2018

3. Just lookin out for you

Never cross your legs mate pic.twitter.com/ChJKO5MqL4
-- Janey Godley (@JaneyGodley) June 10, 2018

4. Mr. Worldwide expanding his reign yet again

Pitbull insinuating he died of alcohol poisoning from his own vodka brand and came back as a beach dog is exactly what I needed to get through this day https://t.co/u80lPWFMCE
-- L Ron Mexico (@LRonMexico) June 11, 2018

Reincarnated through @voli305vodka with my own vodka and my own beach. Que rico! Reincarnate yourself, Dale! pic.twitter.com/jxSPmDq3aW
-- Pitbull (@pitbull) June 10, 2018

5. As you wish

Alexa: remind me to feed the baby pic.twitter.com/p3sEUcTgYa
-- Michael Margolis (@yipe) June 9, 2018

6. Finally some spider representation in this industry

so they just have a fuckload of spiders pic.twitter.com/roI9WRySlp
-- Jake Currie (@jakecurrie) June 12, 2018

7. Maybe we can just play with who we got

When you're almost done picking teams in gym class. pic.twitter.com/HjblABuKsm
-- Mike Scollins (@mikescollins) June 12, 2018

8. Probably because the fabrics of reality are tearing

why does the news tonight look like the exit confessional from a reality show called batshit house? pic.twitter.com/tFLWTrXTHH
-- Morgan Murphy (@morgan_murphy) June 12, 2018