10 Funny Tweets That'll Probably Give You A Big Ol' Smile

الاثنين، 18 يونيو 2018

10 Funny Tweets That'll Probably Give You A Big Ol' Smile

Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:

1.

danny devito's agent: you've got a call from tim burton, want me to put him through?
danny devito: *sighs as he grabs his 4 ft tall top hat* no, just tell him i'm on my way. pic.twitter.com/bOVf1FrTwV
-- Tyler Naegle (@TylerNaegleLOL) June 13, 2018

2.

Wario and Waluigi are inverse versions of Mario and Luigi, hence the "W" names - "M" upside down, or inverted. For this reason, the evil version of Peach would not be called "WaPeach," but rather, "beach." In this essay I will
-- Casey Nugent (@CaseyNuge) June 13, 2018

3.

Fan fiction is fun because there's no accountability. Watch this.

Frasier: I am an infinity stone.
-- "Ian" Abramson (@ianabramson) June 14, 2018

4.

boomers paying their bill: you only had bud on tap not but light so you get 9% and I am going to spit in your face as I leave. good day

millennials paying their bill: this beer? incredible. you? incredible. I'm tipping you 30%. this is my last $20 but I want you to have it
-- gracie hoos (@cottoncandaddy) June 13, 2018

5.

Being vegan has been so fucking easy, I literally just stare at the sun and I'm full. Thanks photosynthesis
-- cowboy hehe (@tysonerickson_) June 12, 2018

6.

when you come home drunk and want to eat an egg pic.twitter.com/vNBLkzWiqA
-- Alex MacDonald (@Selected_Poems) June 12, 2018

7.

nintendo wont put cooking mama in smash because they're scared of powerful women
-- megan (@littlestwayne) June 12, 2018

8.

congrats to this cool dude on porking his Wife. pic.twitter.com/dkvxrmMoEz
-- bobby (@bobby) June 13, 2018

9.

Wow.. I'm speechless at the moon and stars. They're so beautiful I cannot even describe them. Just kidding mother fucker. They are white circles that glow. Easy to describe. Next.
-- nephew (@nephew_time) June 12, 2018