12 Deal-Breakers That Totally Ruined A Crush

الثلاثاء، 26 يونيو 2018

12 Deal-Breakers That Totally Ruined A Crush

Sometimes we get a crush on someone without actually knowing much at all about them. Maybe they're cute and you've seen them around. Only later, once you've actually chatted with these people, do you realize they are actually horrific monsters wrapped inside of the shell of an attractive human and you want nothing to do with them.

1. I DEMAND imaginary wine, AT ONCE.

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2. Rotten wet food? How do you get to this point?

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3. No thank you, middle-school d-bag.

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4. Uhhh, even with the further information, I'm still wanting more. We need to interview this woman.

She was crazy hot, but let her two dogs poop in her apartment, and she would leave it there for days. Im talking dog poop dried and hard just chilling in her kitchen, living room, bed room, whatever. And she thought I was weird for having an issue with it.

Edit: Wow, this blew up. Of course my highest rated comment of all time is about crazy dog poop girl.

Since it's gotten some attention I'll try to expand on some of the most asked questions...

No one has guessed the right part of the country, so unfortunately there's more than one girl like this out there.

One dog was small, but the other was decent size. There was no other reason other than she just didn't think it was a big deal to let them poop in the apartment.

It was carpet too.

I can't overstate how she didn't see what the big deal was.

I have dogs, so when we walked into the apartment I was like, "oh no, looks like one of your dogs had an accident."

But she just went an sat on the couch and was like, "what do you mean?"

Me: "Um, there's poop. On the floor. Right here."

Her: "Oh, they just go in the house. Come sit down"

Me: ...

I look around and start noticing other dried up piles around. I must have looked really confused, because she asked, "Why is it a big deal?"

Me trying to wrap my head around what was happening, "There's poop in your apartment. POOP!"

She just didn't care.

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5. This woman has odd taste.

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6. I mean, living in a state of constant lies actually does sound like more of an exciting life than mine.

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7. I guess that's one way to let someone down 'easy'?

She told me I was a vampire hunter in another life, and that she was a vampire and she was afraid that I was going to kill her.

Deadass, I was in high school and this girl and I had started talking through Myspace and AIM, then decided to finally meet up in school. Now, keep in mind we had been talking (relatively normally) through AIM, it was nice conversations, slightly flirty as highschoolers tend to be. Anyhow, I get to school the next day after deciding to meet her, and she sees me, then hides behind the wall next to her.

Her friend says, You need to leave. So i shrug, then leave. Later that day once I made it home, after contemplating all day what I did wrong, she messages me on AIM and says "I'm so sorry about today, and I'm sorry about all these conversations we had. I didn't know that you were a vampire hunter."

...Excuse me?

"Yeah, I'm a vampire, as you probably know, and i could smell the vampire hunter's blood in your veins. You probably don't even realize you're a vampire hunter, but you are- it's in your blood and in your ancestry."

Shrugged my shoulders, realized she's insane, and moved on.

Years and years later, I found her through a friend of a friend, and she told me that she was just really shallow and thought I was too fat, so she had to find some reason why she didn't like me without "hurting my feelings too much."

Jerk.