14 Good Enjoyable Tweets, My Dudes

1. A brutal fatality

Most memorable college experience so far: witnessing an attempted murder pic.twitter.com/t3o2wt3LtY

-- Ryan Parker (@rynoparks) June 24, 2018

2. Clap clap clap clap

so no one told you life was gonna be this way pic.twitter.com/V6FnrtENtE

-- ghoul nurse (@TheDreamGhoul) June 25, 2018

3. See you next year suckers

Brands abandoning the LGBTQ community after profiting off of our marginalization for an entire month pic.twitter.com/a0WRhF7riH

-- Phillip Henry (@MajorPhilebrity) June 25, 2018

4. Work your magic SIR

*handing my hairdresser a picture of when I was happy*

i wanna look like this lol

-- lil arab (@maybetomhanks) June 23, 2018

5. Hey also for dinosaurs. They've never had arms this long

yet another unrealistic beauty standard for women pic.twitter.com/Cc8aBFGccQ

-- pullovergirl (@pullovergirl) June 21, 2018

6. *eyebrows furrowed hard as possible* Idk what you're talking about

bros make so much fun of duck lip selfies as if they arent doing this eyebrow pose pic.twitter.com/Lv099jVyDb

-- 𝓛𝓸𝓼𝓮𝓻 (@weezySl00t) June 26, 2018

7. We've all been there

Me when I put all of my bread on a table but I also want to play my horn pic.twitter.com/Gok5PNmLMA

-- Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) June 25, 2018

8. The true New York special

my bf ordered an egg and cheese bagel and the guy gave him a hard boiled egg on cream cheese help what's the number for 911 pic.twitter.com/TPFMqkuATB

-- erin chack (@ErinChack) June 24, 2018

9. Time is fleeting, I am no longer yeeting

18th birthday: cant wait to be 21
19th birthday: cant wait to be 21
20th birthday: cant wait to be 21
21st birthday: YEET
22nd birthday: time is fleeting; my days left on this earth are numbered

-- Katie Lienemann (@katielienemann) June 24, 2018

10. Who is this wunderkind

DEBATE CAPTAIN: You're off the debate team

ME: No I'm not

DEBATE CAPTAIN: Damn. Where the hell was this guy at regionals?

-- Nathan Usher (@thenatewolf) March 17, 2017

11. Art is subjective. Kinda

Pixar Ranked:

1-It's Hard
2-To Rank
3-Films
4-Spanning
5-Different Directors
6-And
7-Different Genres
8-Which Are
9-Trying
10-To Do
11-Different Things
12-To their Audience
13-And Are
14-Failing
15-And Succeeding
16-In
17-Different
18-Ways
19-Cars 2
20-The Good Dinosaur

-- 𝚆𝚊𝚕𝚝'𝚜 𝙵𝚛𝚘𝚣𝚎𝚗 𝙷𝚎𝚊𝚍 (@WaltsFrzenHead) June 22, 2018

12. A LITTLE PRIVACY PLEASE?

close the door, i'm pic.twitter.com/Dmh0Wrfdlm

-- dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) June 26, 2018

13. This is a tweet so good it makes me angry

M.I.A. - Paper Planes

▶ 🔘──────── 3:25

M.I.A. - Paper Planes (feat. a 17th century musket)

▶ 🔘──────── 27:18

-- Conor Smith (@conorsmith) June 22, 2018

14. I can't believe you've done this

what if your teeth were naturally flaccid and got hard when you got hungry

-- e l l e n b e r g (@EggInBurger) June 24, 2018

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