Paris Hilton just posted a Tweet of herself looking exactly like a wealthy socialite's nocturnal emission, with the sarcastic caption "Tell me something I don't know" because she's one snarky b who may or may not believe Walmart sells literal wall stuff.
Tell me something I don't know.... pic.twitter.com/bxmzLFekrX
-- Paris Hilton (@ParisHilton) June 28, 2018
Of course, she was probably being an Edgelord™, or at least what she imagines that is (does wearing a real fur jacket while doing a million dollar plug for PETA count?) and definitely didn't expect people to give her actual sincere facts. And, if we had to guess, there is a 100% chance Paris Hilton didn't know any of these bits of knowledge (or just any facts in general).
But, the internet is the internet, if there's an opportunity to commit to a bit, they're going to commit it straight to a mental asylum.
So, get ready to get your knowledge on, Paris, and the rest of you following along.
1.
Hippos have pink sweat https://t.co/FEJfT8Dot5
-- Liz Finnegan (@TheGingerarchy) July 1, 2018
2.
When Sweden is playing Denmark, the abbreviation is SWE-DEN. The remaining letters, not used, spell DEN-MARK https://t.co/RfDQiuGRWl
-- David Livick (@david_livick) July 1, 2018
3.
The word chef literally means "head", the full proper title is "Chef de cuisine" which means "head of the kitchen". https://t.co/egpKAkbIyI
-- Lesego Semenya (@LesDaChef) July 1, 2018
4.
Any right-angled triangle, the square of the length of the hypotenuse equals the sum of the squares of the lengths of the other two sides. https://t.co/RzaW7BhPvU
-- Corin Nemec (@imcorinnemec) June 30, 2018
5.
Every odd number that exists has the letter "e" in it. https://t.co/afeo843tF1
-- Jack Mull (@J4CKMULL) June 29, 2018
6.
Sloths don't fart https://t.co/Ccbtx5IFz2
-- Dani Rabaiotti (@DaniRabaiotti) June 30, 2018
7.
Although English mass nouns often refer to substances or substance-like entities (as in "water" and "sand"), SUPERORDINATE mass nouns often refer to distinct objects! (for instance, you would call a chair "a piece of furniture", not "a furniture") https://t.co/O4kC8b3pUC
-- Paul Bloom (@paulbloomatyale) July 1, 2018
8.
We met once pic.twitter.com/fjJyMYtWyr
-- Jesse Heiman (@JesseHeiman) June 28, 2018
9.
When ultra-relativistic charged particles move through magnetic fields they are forced to move along a curved path and emit bremsstrahlung, a German term for "braking radiation." https://t.co/6wGwuLUws0
-- jon gabriel (@exjon) July 1, 2018
10.
Given N shapes in N-dimensional Euclidean space, it is possible to divide all of them in half with a single (N − 1)-dimensional hyperplane. https://t.co/PWiMYGbBzL
-- Adrian Bowyer (@adrianbowyer) June 30, 2018
11.
Welshpool is a town in Wales, historically in the county of Montgomeryshire, but currently administered as part of the unitary authority of Powys. Its Welsh language name Y Trallwng literally means "the marshy or sinking land". Welshpool is the fourth largest town in Powys.
-- Paul Alexander (@mulleralexander) June 29, 2018
12.
There are so many stars in the universe that if it weren't for all the interstellar gas and dust blocking your view the night sky would appear almost entirely bright white.
-- Jesus Christ (@ThatHippieJesus) June 30, 2018
13.
Muff is a small village on the banks of the Foyle estuary in Donegal Ireland and yes it has a diving club...@mulleralexander pic.twitter.com/mro0Rsq7nH
-- Tankslapper (@tankslapper) June 30, 2018
14.
A chicken can sound 5 different ways to people
-- CMT78 (@hogimus96) July 1, 2018
15.
a penguin's body creates less drag underwater than anything else on Earth, natural or man-made
-- Josh Faust (@JarshFarst) June 30, 2018
16.
For tax and labeling purposes, Pringles cannot technically be called chips as they aren't actual thinly sliced potatoes, but dehydrated potato and rice flour pressed into a mold. Therefore they are labeled as "crisps".
-- purrsephoné (@thewickedlilith) July 1, 2018
17.
A new John Coltrane album came out on Friday. https://t.co/VwKbqKFmHt
-- Ted Gioia (@tedgioia) June 30, 2018
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