الثلاثاء، 3 يوليو 2018

15 Of The Laziest Song Lyrics In Existence

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There's a lot of great songs out there with memorable lyrics, but sometimes a song gets super popular simply because it's catchy as hell. Trust me, it's not the lyrics that is driving these bad boys (emphasis on bad) up the charts. Here's 15 of the laziest song lyrics people have heard:

1. AGMarasco -- GOT it. UNDERSTOOD.

"I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'M THE MAP!"

2. Rilo17 -- Who could forget the ever mysterious 'things.' 

America - A Horse With No Name

"There were plants and birds and rocks and things..."

It's like they just ran out of nature words. Still one of my favorite songs though.

3. Garraan -- Self explanatory. 

"I go so hard they call me go so hard"

-Lil Wayne, an intellectual

4. jennifer881 -- A...god church? 

England is my city

Selling like a god church

5. theresamoonoutthere -- We get it, you're sponsored by Kodak. 

Pitbull's infamous lyrics: 

Yeah, right, picture that with a Kodak
Or, better yet, go to Times Square
Take a picture of me with a Kodak

6. cloudytuesday -- Gotta make sure we understand. 

"She's indecisive...she can't decide" Eenie meenie by Justin Bieber lol

7. Upnorth4 -- Ah, so that was not her birth name? 

"She got a big booty so I call her Big Booty" 

-2Chainz

8. Sir_Poofs_Alot -- Somehow I never noticed that was just gibberish. 

One of my favorite song writing legends was about the song September by Earth, Wind and Fire. The song writer working with the band said "we're gonna replace the ba di yahs right?" And the band was like "don't you dare fuck up this groove"

9. eddygoombah -- But are they lovely? 

My lumps. My lumps my lumps my humps

10. forter4 -- Laziness at it's finest. 

You wanna hug me

hey hey hey

What rhymes with hug me?

hey hey hey

11. ThatMexicanGuy13 -- I mean, I guess true. 

"Never let me slip cause if I slip then I'm slippin"

12. nt96 -- I don't want spooks, only toast, please. 

Des'ree - Life

"I don't want to see a ghost
It's a sight that I fear most
I'd rather have a piece of toast
And watch the evening news"

...What?

13. ToonLinkSauce -- Kudos to this person for typing it all out. 

I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth I whip my hair back and forth

14. johnaldmilligan -- And this person. 

Say what cha need to say. Say what cha need to say. Say what cha need to say. Say what cha need to say. Say what cha need to say. Say what cha need to say. Say what cha need to say. Say what cha need to say. Say what cha need to say. Say what cha need to say.

15. KidzBop69 -- This one was a little lazy tho, but it's fitting of the theme. 

"Ass" (x50)

-Big Sean



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