15 Hilarious Tweets That Will Finally Bring Light Into the Darkness

الثلاثاء، 24 يوليو 2018

15 Hilarious Tweets That Will Finally Bring Light Into the Darkness

Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:

1. Fittingly, Bear Grylls and Benedict Cumberbatch have the two weirdest names of in all of entertainment

when I'm depressed I remember the time Bear Grylls was stung by a bee and morphed into Benedict Cumberbatch and I find that that helps a lot pic.twitter.com/Len3M9rvlx
-- jonno (@jonnohopkins) July 22, 2018

2. "What do people want to see when they're takin' a dump? CHEERING CROWDS REACHING UP!"

This is the most terrifying bathroom experience I've ever had pic.twitter.com/im27ecMDIA
-- Brian Vu (@brivu) July 22, 2018

3. "Security boi"

tour guide: here are the sharks

me: bitey boi

guide: ...and over here, a swordfish

me: pointy boi

guide: get out of the aquarium
-- Queenie 🦈 (@queer_queenie) July 22, 2018

4. "NOW IS THE MOMENT YOU'VE BEEN WAITING FOR"

Comedy tutor: the jokes themselves are great, you just need to work on your delivery

Digiorno: *barely keeping it together*
-- Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) July 21, 2018

5. The Thor trilogy truly is everything

thor, thor the dark world and thor ragnarok pic.twitter.com/idx6aUshmJ
-- esme (@thorqiull) July 21, 2018

6. Who is this mysterious gold plumber?

it's extremely funny to me that Google StreetView's automated face-blurring system has made this large gold man in New York completely anonymous pic.twitter.com/dibZ8xqR5J
-- Marcy Nabors (@Shadolith) July 21, 2018

7. Dating in the 21st century - fun!

I love this wretched app pic.twitter.com/FUOGtXfyTz
-- Meggie Gates (@meggie_gates) July 22, 2018

8. I STAN JESUS. SATAN IS CANCELLED

speaker: loving ur neighbor is hard but good
the congregation: yeah mood
-- Donald Darkness (@prismokid) July 22, 2018

9. Roasted

Most brutal #own ever from a generic avi pic.twitter.com/362rwE2AJC
-- bax 📚 (@baxbooksdeux) July 13, 2018

10. Close enough

Joakim Noah looks like someone tried to draw Jason Momoa from bad memories. pic.twitter.com/ycxP8o08hd
-- Langston Kerman (@LangstonKerman) July 22, 2018

11. water is #blessed

water is rly that bitch. zero calories, hydrating, home for fish, beautiful in nature, etc. like she did NOT have to go that hard. but she did. and i am grateful
-- g (@hunnythin) July 21, 2018

12. Vampires are "occasional bats"

They're called werewolves. pic.twitter.com/xfstRwQdnL
-- NB-426 (@bizmichael) July 22, 2018

13. Hmm....maybe war is cooler than I thought.

War. War never changes pic.twitter.com/b6iib8Q4Fh
-- American Propagandist (@ArmyStrang) July 22, 2018

14. Better than using a Luigi board

*using Ouija board*

"hello, is there anyone there"

*Y*

*O*

*U*

*U*

*U*

*U*

"ah damnit this is a Soulja board*
-- garbage (@sugarfoot34) July 20, 2018