12 Tweets That'll Make You Pee Yourself With Joy

Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:

1. Honestly, this gallery took me 8 hours to make: 

coworker who just got into self-care: u should take a five-minute break every hour to stretch and drink some water :)

me (staring at the 30 tabs open on my computer and overwhelmed by a constant, deep sense of professional/personal inadequacy): huh

-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) July 10, 2018

2. This should be illegal, though: 

they're playing an acoustic cover of formation at yoga and i feel this is a good time as any to call the police on white people for no reason

-- jaboukie young-white (@jaboukie) July 11, 2018

3. I thought they were extinct: 

FRIEND: my gf has got legs for days

ME: [astonished whisper] night mermaid

-- Kyle 🌱 (@KylePlantEmoji) July 10, 2018

4. Introducing the new iPhone Eggshell:

Apple: Here's the most important thing in your life, but don't worry, we made it entirely out of glass

-- Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) July 11, 2018

5. If you like go tweets that go viral:

"The Pina Colada Song," but from the perspective of a third person who is secretly posting the couple's interactions on social media

-- Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff) July 11, 2018

6. I knew I didn't like Bobby: 

pic.twitter.com/AHfoMHBgz4

-- brans💋n reese (@bransonreese) July 11, 2018

7. BEAT IT NOW, DAMMIT:

I'm starting to worry this game I started playing 2 years ago is a Jumanji. pic.twitter.com/HNoW8D6TAs

-- Jesse McLaren (@McJesse) July 9, 2018

8. That's what she gets: 

mom: no ice cream til you finish hw

me: pic.twitter.com/0aZebUtanh

-- elv (@_ElvishPresley_) July 11, 2018

9. Pop Tarts is popping off:

Other ad pitches:
Pop-Tarts: They're unhealthy but so are you you fat fuck.
Pop-Tarts: So quick 'n easy even your dumb shit mom cant mess 'em up.
Pop-Tarts: Kill yourself.https://t.co/vimVovlPeY

-- Ross Snow (@MessJenkins) July 11, 2018

10. Honestly? I prefer "Little king" to "Buddy":

Things you can call your male friends

-my boy
-my dude
-my buddy

Things you apparently cannot

-my son
-my incredible boy
-my little king

-- Dan Sheehan (@ItsDanSheehan) July 10, 2018

11. At the end of the day, we're all deeply depressed: 

twitter is comforting cuz celebrities spend all day on here too & it's like "oh they really ARE just like us...desperately seeking connection"

-- Aparna Nancherla (@aparnapkin) July 11, 2018

12. I would take this class:

good morning class. today i will begin my lecture by explaining how Uncle Bobby from Proud Family and Dr. Facilier from Princess and the Frog are the same man cosplaying Prince in two different phases pic.twitter.com/Hpyo6JBZ5Y

-- Ellen DeGenderless (@stopolive) July 10, 2018

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