Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:
1. Hard hitting journalism, right here:
Running up on new boys pic.twitter.com/7fZ86CgasN
-- Conner O'Malley (@conner_omalley) July 24, 2018
2. Bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce, bounce:
It's the remix to Ignition, send R. Kelly to prison
-- kimdama 🚀 (@tchungi) July 23, 2018
3. Nobody understands women better than men:
women poets: i saved myself and battled all my demons and now I love myself!
-- kaliane!!! (@moon_goddess96) July 22, 2018
male poet: look at her,,,, so broken. beautiful, her trauma,, is my muse.
4. Shrek is BAE:
Fiona: When I was a child, a witch put a spell on me that turns me into an ogre
-- jimmy (@yeezus_jd) July 23, 2018
Shrek:pic.twitter.com/nm1PaYmtOg
5. This is our Infinity War:
i dont feel so good mr stark... pic.twitter.com/Z1fAZES5pW
-- Ben Rosen (@ben_rosen) July 25, 2018
6. But did he pull the string to reveal the hidden pictures though?:
So my daughter was carrying around and guarding this box for 2 days and would not tell me what was in it.
-- Key. (@Anointed_Mouf) July 19, 2018
When I finally snapped and took the Box she died laughing bc it was nothing but a string in it and she was just acting like Patrick
I want a different kid😒 pic.twitter.com/2tgk2vFamt
7. Aw snap, that lady's aunt:
a white lady asking my indian aunt about arranged marriage--
-- jas. (@yungcheeesecake) July 23, 2018
her: how could you marry a man before knowing him?
my aunt: how could you marry a man AFTER knowing him?
lmaoooooooooooooo burn
8. Give this man an Oscar:
Here is my acting reel from when I was an audience member on The Steve Harvey Show. pic.twitter.com/dJzcpuGOCZ
-- Jack Bensinger (@JackBensinger) July 24, 2018
9. Did you know Elon Musk saved Furiosa?:
[elon musk watching mad max fury road with grimes] grahms, thirs med mex
-- illy bocean (@IllyBocean) July 24, 2018
10. Eat the bat:
Batman: I must save this city.
-- anti power caller (@QGotNoRings) July 24, 2018
Alfred: Well you're a billionaire so maybe redistr-
Batman: This bat suit is the only way.
11. Relax, it's his birthday:
[holding my new born son]
-- cory (@_coryrichardson) July 24, 2018
me: he's beautiful
doctor: we're gonna have to give him some shots
me: oh hell yeah pour up it's his fucking birthday
12. Alexa, eat the rich:
Alexa, why does a baby boomer who doesn't read emails, won't update their browser version and can't rotate a PDF make triple my salary?
-- Tony (@AnthonyCharm) July 24, 2018
from CollegeHumor: Pictures https://ift.tt/2NMa3pL
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