13 Great Tweets For People Who Like To Laugh

الاثنين، 30 يوليو 2018

13 Great Tweets For People Who Like To Laugh

1. Uhhh these 8 bags of chips and dips are for the ENTIRE WEEK tyvm.

my new diet is not buying things at the store that make the cashier say wow someone's having a party
-- Sarah Beattie (@nachosarah) July 26, 2018

2. Who doin' this.

The Wikipedia page for the Mr. Bean movie was last edited 4 hours ago.
-- Paul Rust (@paulrust) July 19, 2018

3. They are immune somehow.

do bugs even take fall damage
-- 🌺 m ny 🐝 (@vsshole) July 25, 2018

4. Game over bitches. Oh yeah. And ALSO TAKE MORE CARDS CUZ YOU HAVE TO.

Sex is cool but nothing compares to having a DRAW 4 card as ur last card in UNO
-- Antonella212 (Instagram) (@NYorNothing) July 26, 2018

5. It..it should be.

Is it "any 9 things" pic.twitter.com/emWcfsS8Vz
-- Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) July 27, 2018

6. We wish you luck on your journey.

I just wanna get hot enough that I can flirtily steal a guy's hat without him filing a police report
-- Anna Drezen (@annadrezen) July 26, 2018

7. That dog is SICK OF YOUR SHIT.

There's only one good girl here! 🦁

📹: look_its_sadie pic.twitter.com/qENzYhuqHO
-- Cute Emergency (@CuteEmergency) July 27, 2018

8. Good usage.

Used Google today. pic.twitter.com/WI1AHio7HZ
-- John Mulaney (@mulaney) July 27, 2018

9. One day it may graduate to inside water.

shout out to the case of spring water sitting in the trunk of your car right now. someday it will make its way in to the house.
-- George Wallace (@MrGeorgeWallace) July 26, 2018

10. "aw" "but the tickets for $169 dollars" "hell ya"

cop: u know how fast u were going?

me: 69 mph?

cop: hell yea u were

*fist bumps*

cop: ur definitely under arrest though this is a school parking lot
-- Elvish Presley (@_ElvishPresley_) July 26, 2018

11. My. God. He even takes their expressions.

I saw this news article about Brad Pitt and now I can't stop thinking about it. pic.twitter.com/OytJQD5rli
-- Sarah McGonagall (@sarahmcgbeauty) July 26, 2018