1. The dedicated detectives who investigate these vicious felonies are members of an elite squad known as the Special Victims Unit. These are their stories.
Today for the first time in my life...I experienced someone call the police because they got fouled hard in basketball. pic.twitter.com/9E8lp9fmwP
-- TrapMoneyBenny (@_togs) July 17, 2018
2. I mean c'mon there's gotta be like shredded cheese or SOMETHING
I hate going to the kitchen and finding out I'm the only snack in the house
-- Ryan Harris (@RatchetRyan04) July 14, 2018
3. Stitcher and Spreaker are so old school, this is the future
My mom has a podcast but you can only hear it if you have the password to my voicemail
-- Dan Duvall (@lazerdoov) July 17, 2018
4. On this year's The Voice
choose your fighter pic.twitter.com/9rJgqYVfTu
-- I hope Stephen Sondheim is having a good day (@GraceSpelman) July 16, 2018
5. Chivalry isn't dead
my hands look like this so hers can look like that pic.twitter.com/T8oc8Ohllg
-- Druthers Haver (@6thgrade4ever) July 17, 2018
6. Mmmm goes down smooth don't it
haveing a cold one after a long day pic.twitter.com/BGenuZider
-- adam crouch (high iq, big muscles) (@TheHoshuah) July 17, 2018
7. Crazy, right
Stranger on Omegle in 2007: You look so young for 18
-- Lord Baby Weasel (@adda_boi) July 16, 2018
Me, 11 years old: yeah
8. Ayyyyyy
making jokes on twitter while the last remnants of democracy crumble around us pic.twitter.com/kPQCk5daH5
-- little red corbett (@samcorb) July 17, 2018
9. Like death and taxes
Evergreen headlines pic.twitter.com/a7FWD5Y6Ck
-- Moshe Kasher (@moshekasher) July 16, 2018
10. Lemme just crunch these numbers real quick, yup checks out
according to my calculations
-- YaLocalWhiteBoy (@NoHoesGeorge) July 12, 2018
━━━━━ ━━
┃ im a ┃
┃ virgin ┃
┃ ┃
└━━━━━━ ┘
7 ┃ 8┃ 9┃ / ┃
━┛━┛━. |━ ┛
4 ┃5 ┃6 ┃ + ┃
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1 ┃ 2 ┃ 3 ┃ = ┃
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11. The writings on the wall, as well as the deodorant
Trump will win in 2020 pic.twitter.com/wgRZaIUbdm
-- Cullen Crawford (@HelloCullen) July 17, 2018
12. Yet another le epic win, sir
When you hit send on a terrific tweet that will surely improve your public reputation pic.twitter.com/SBlQdKA76B
-- alex (@alexqarbuckle) July 15, 2018
13. Why isn't the lamestream media covering this
is this real wtf pic.twitter.com/wCJik6QJmI
-- the Guy (@Sanchovies) July 16, 2018
14. Foolproof
The plan? Pilot a mini submarine built from spare rocket parts into an empty cave to prove that it theoretically could have rescued a youth soccer team that is already safe in order to show that one of the actual rescuers is a liar and pedophile pic.twitter.com/v1ikEYyo4r
-- liz (@ldrinkh20) July 15, 2018
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