16 Good Tweets To Ensure a Good Week

الأربعاء، 25 يوليو 2018

16 Good Tweets To Ensure a Good Week

Your week is about to be supercharged with tweets bitch, so BUCKLE UP.

1. AnnD IF YOU DoN't LoVe ME NOw,

movie idea : it's mamma mia except it's set in the forest and everyone is a witch and it's fleetwood mac songs instead of abba
-- 𝒮 𝓊 𝓃 🏹 (@sunnynacia) July 22, 2018

2. Ayyy we outta here baby

When an egg is released from an ovary & starts making its way down the Fallopian tube. pic.twitter.com/x386scbrz7
-- Elon Muskrat (@ChristineFox) July 23, 2018

3. Keep up kiddo

You (dumb blue collar type): have you been rotating your tires?

Me (smart man of the world): yes my man, that's how the car moves
-- andrew (@AndrewChamings) July 24, 2017

4. You can't not, right?

If I was one of the Thai boys who got stuck in the cave I would definitely write my college essay about getting stuck in the cave
-- Jewel Galbraith (@jewelfg) July 23, 2018

5. Make way for the Bruiser race

they look like an offshoot of humanity designed for hard labor on asteroids and moons with high gravity pic.twitter.com/BTCrmPZYQX
-- BAKOON (@BAKKOOONN) July 24, 2018

6. Giddy up

my horse girl gf be like gas is mad cheap today 😭 pic.twitter.com/mNmepXK8fJ
-- daniel fix your posture right now (@nwniel) July 23, 2018

7. Ice Age squirrel ass name

pic.twitter.com/IuVeKuAgRD
-- christian (@nopoweradeinusa) July 24, 2018

8. Bless up Susan

The gayest triumph of Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again is Cher reinventing herself as Susan from Guess Who. pic.twitter.com/FIH03MKhyS
-- Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) July 23, 2018

9. Let's hang

I love this wretched app pic.twitter.com/FUOGtXfyTz
-- Meggie Gates (@meggie_gates) July 22, 2018

10. What is this really all about when you think about it

bully: [shoves me in a locker] get fucked, idiot shit nerd lmao
me [through tears]: ah yes, the Ad Hominem fallacy, i am well-acquainted with it
-- "Not Like The Other Dog Accounts" (@D0GGEAUX) July 22, 2018

11. Got it, got it it's just constantly over for me

me every month when some irrelevant zodiac sign start talking about "its ____ season it's over for y'all" pic.twitter.com/ofgbDxhoEB
-- the hood oracle 2.0 (@emoblackthot) July 24, 2018

12. Don't misstep, the queen is watching

Lindsay Lohan checking her beach club staff for not wearing the same shoes has me screaming pic.twitter.com/OKjzm6JgZL
-- daniele 🛸 (@dcagiunta) July 23, 2018

13. It hurts so good

pic.twitter.com/xhumQTHZ3o
-- are oh bee (@areohbee8) July 23, 2018

14. This time, it's Mama-ersonal

Mamma Mia
2 Mamma 2 Mia
Mamma Mia: Tokyo Drift
Mamma & Mia
Mamma Five
Mamma & Mia 6
Mia 7
The Fate of the Mia
-- shut up heather (@HeatherNormativ) July 20, 2018