Social media has been getting a lot of flack these days, but it's totally unfair. The truth is that social media is great! It's just the world and most people that are awful. With that in mind, we went online and found some of the best tweets of the week. Enjoy!
1. Blaze it:
-- non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 8, 2018
2. The only true winners are parents:
*answers every question on Jeopardy with "where is my son?"*
-- Luke Mones (@LukeMones) May 8, 2018
3. Truth:
To be honest, I don't want to be more successful. I just want other people to be less successful so I don't have to work hard.
-- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) May 9, 2018
4. Gods, they're just like us:
The thing that's so appealing about Greek mythology is that their gods are just like us. They bicker, they argue, they chain up their cousins to be devoured by birds as punishment for stealing the divine fire. Stuff we all do.
-- Brennan Lee Mulligan (@BrennanLM) May 9, 2018
5. They're probably trying:
BREAKING: Trump to reverse Obama-era killing of Osama bin Laden pic.twitter.com/CILhUPwiZm
-- David Hughes #FBPE (@DavidHughesTwit) May 9, 2018
6. Roommates ruin everything:
FRIEND: let's get sushi
-- The Hype (@TheHyyyype) May 8, 2018
ME: no, i won't eat the stuff. my old roommate once had sushi
FRIEND: ...and?
ME: nothing, i just hate that guy and everything he does
7. This is how I ended up with The Rachel:
Hairstylist: (just absolutely fucking me up to where I can't go outside for a month) How's that
-- Chase Mitchell (@ChaseMit) May 9, 2018
Me: Looks good!
8. Give Spider a chance:
North Korea finally denuclearizing, then Trump IMMEDIATELY withdrawing from the Iran deal is like when your sister breaks up with her aggressive boyfriend Chad and the whole family is thrilled, then the next week she comes home like "MEET SPIDER!"
-- Samantha Ruddy (@samlymatters) May 8, 2018
9. The one upfront is enticing:
sorry, but this is important to me pic.twitter.com/BhCOiHid2K
-- Justin Shanes (@justinshanes) May 9, 2018
10. Give this kid a Nobel Prize:
You will never look at a calendar the same way after you watch this pic.twitter.com/YN1MXBxkGe
-- Elizabeth (@Elizabethkayem) May 8, 2018
11. Try not to smile. TRY:
📹: hi_im_chewie pic.twitter.com/h7IyjeswFE
-- Pomeranians (@pom_page) May 7, 2018
12. It's important that we learn about queer history:
Fun fact! Gays were invented in 2002 when Sarah Michelle Gellar wore these lavender go go boots on Scooby Doo pic.twitter.com/2fAtPhFP1D
-- no negativity on this site thank u (@hairyhibiscus) May 6, 2018
13. How did this take this long?:
-- Stefan (@Zin5ki) May 8, 2018
14. White people, amiright?:
me & my friends drunk dancing to Mr. Brightside pic.twitter.com/2xnR25HDqt
-- 𓃵𖤐 𝖂𝕴𝕹𝕺 𝕭𝕽𝖀𝕵𝕴𝕬 𖤐𓃵 (@lilac_spawn) May 4, 2018
15. I hope I never get the chance to 79:
we all know that 69 is the sex number, true, but we do not often enough observe that 79 is the vore number, on account of how 7 ate 9
-- michael lutz (@WarrenIsDead) May 8, 2018
16. This is my parents:
Middle aged white people when something isn't scanning pic.twitter.com/UrHXnLuDEh
-- ENEMY AC-130 ABOVE (@isiahxmartin) May 7, 2018
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