1. On a scale of No Diggity - An Overwhelming Surplus of Diggity, how was your date last night?
This is the scale that I will be using for everything from now on. pic.twitter.com/WPBxy0eDQl
-- [title] ♥.(.Zannah.). [surname] (@zannah) May 3, 2018
2. Gotta show those friends some support.
me hyping up my friend's picture on instagram even tho they showed it to me for approval an hour before that pic.twitter.com/01vM3ijsTS
-- monty (@cumrascal) May 2, 2018
3. It's a start.
the mood pic.twitter.com/03HlSjOXQ5
-- It's me, Koko! (@kokoronis) May 3, 2018
4. Me as well.
Me subtweeting pic.twitter.com/1SjyMxRpeW
-- Mrs. Fiona Charming (@bewkhewker) May 3, 2018
5. Good question.
what religion is this pic.twitter.com/pUtOXbK3XM
-- gary from teen mom (@garyfromteenmom) May 3, 2018
6. Rivetting. I hope they cover sideburns, as well.
-- Mike Leffingwell (@mikeleffingwell) May 4, 2018
7. Who knew I'd love looking at bee ass.
If you liked "the bee's knees," then you'll love
-- 🌸☠️ Nora ☠️🌸 (@NoraVonNotABird) May 3, 2018
B U M B L E B O T T O M S pic.twitter.com/dQ1Vqx5rh4
8. Season 2 is gonna be fucking great.
okay, I'm excited about Westworld again pic.twitter.com/b4AqQ54hZD
-- Sam Grittner (@SamGrittner) May 3, 2018
9. Weird ethnicities but who am I to judge?
Just got my 23 and Me test results back, and I'm:
-- chareth cutestory (@garlicboner) May 4, 2018
41% skater boy
58% see you
69% later boy
78% not good enough for her
10. Hope those things are insured.
When someone asks about my retirement plan pic.twitter.com/C47auCHkhr
-- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) May 3, 2018
11. And healthier.
Don't freak out but regular worms are gummy too
-- ᴍᴀᴛᴛ ᴊᴀᴍᴇs (@_Matt_James_) January 11, 2018
12. She asked nicely, so at least consider it.
whoever has my voodoo doll please finger it
-- madison (@meatymadison) April 28, 2018
13. If I get called daddy snack bae ONE more time.
1998:
-- Brandon Calvillo (@BJCalvillo) April 29, 2018
"That boy is cute but I don't know what to say to him"
2018:
"Fist my asshole into oblivion daddy snack bae"
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