Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:
1. I'd rather play BOOMER CANDYLAND, where you can afford all the candy you want were born in a time where pensions were things that existed.
Let's play a game of MILLENNIAL MONOPOLY. The rules are simple, you start with no money, you can't afford anything, the board is on fire for some reason and everything is your fault.
-- TechnicallyRon (@TechnicallyRon) May 6, 2018
2. "DESTROY THE SHIT ON YOUR ASS WITH THESE TESTOSTERONE-INFUSED WIPES"
For the guy terrified that wiping his ass isn't a masculine act: pic.twitter.com/3DyQ9azoak
-- Kashana (@kashanacauley) May 6, 2018
3. This meme is calling me out on a very real level.
-- non aesthetic things (@PicturesFoIder) May 6, 2018
4. Honestly you have to admire the dedication here.
ordered doordash for the first time and it has turned into quite the experience pic.twitter.com/o91EtYFDGJ
-- jamie (@midinote) May 5, 2018
5. Never forget - to add toppings!
ummmmm yeah can i get the 9/11 themed ice cream pic.twitter.com/f1j1DjlHvF
-- darcie wilder (@333333333433333) May 5, 2018
6. Lesbians - or MOREbians?
the two sides of the lesbian fashion spectrum pic.twitter.com/Ds7iypZHo3
-- jenna saw iw (@bucksbuchanan) May 3, 2018
7. "YOU NEED TO EAT MORE MEAT SO YOU CAN LOOK LIKE THE HUMAN-EQUIVALENT OF A PIMPLE ABOUT TO EXPLODE"
that guy on the left is criticizing the diet of the guy on the right pic.twitter.com/oVD6dy0tXr
-- triple m (@MAINMANMALlK) May 4, 2018
8. Dude.....fruity drinks are tasty as hell and no one should ever feel bad about them.
today at my bar one guy made fun of his buddy for drinking a blue hawaiian and he goes "I don't give a shit if it's baby blue this is fucking delicious. how's that budweiser taste you basic ass bitch" and then slammed the rest of it and went "FUCK you and your beer Kyle"
-- gracie hoos (@cottoncandaddy) May 3, 2018
9. Chrises gotta stick together.
not that i'm complaining but why did chris pratt and chris hemsworth have a literal couples photoshoot pic.twitter.com/7VNOtbtJKl
-- ًinfinity war killed dafne (@STARKSQUlLL) May 2, 2018
10. It's like a pirate had a baby with an angel...
this...this is a man. pic.twitter.com/4pE2VFVGrS
-- t'chlei (@thorsraqnarok) May 4, 2018
11. Always remember to honor your country before eating Nachos Supreme
BRUH IM AT A MEXICAN RESTAURANT AND WHITE PEOPLE REALLY REQUESTED THE NATIONAL ANTHEM AND STOOD UP FOR IT LMAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO pic.twitter.com/ABvcOlFx4P
-- nubz (@J_Nubz) May 4, 2018
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