15 Tweets That Will Finally Make You Feel Alive Again

الأربعاء، 30 مايو 2018

15 Tweets That Will Finally Make You Feel Alive Again

1. You wouldn't think they'd still need their guns

There is a whole sub genre of stock photos that are just the ghosts of soldiers haunting their hot wives pic.twitter.com/PxqXV6InAg
-- Chad Vigorous (@PrettyBadLefty) May 28, 2018

2. Don't stop me now, I'm having such a good time - I'm having a ball

Any man who can do this should be allowed to. pic.twitter.com/3SSpaK9R4e
-- James Doleman (@jamesdoleman) May 28, 2018

3. Ok that last one can't be real right

Hawks walking always look like they're about to fuck you up pic.twitter.com/qN9kgxEstN
-- fiore (@fioquattro) May 27, 2018

4. Into the ocean end it all

needed some time to be alone pic.twitter.com/8rPYi15igE
-- benjamin (@dungeontreats) May 28, 2018

5. Please respect my privacy at this time

I ordered a 23&me kit and I am saddened and heartbroken to report that I am white
-- Katya (@katya_zamo) May 29, 2018

6. It is our solemn duty to

VETERAN: I swear to fucking GOD if Postmates didn't send a perfunctory Memorial Day email I am going to be PISSED
ME: I've got some good news for you, my friend pic.twitter.com/ii0CaSYJah
-- Stefan Heck (@boring_as_heck) May 28, 2018

7. Wriggling right into his 8th NBA Finals

Well, I'd like to see ol LeBron James wriggle his way out of THIS jam!
*LeBron wriggles his way out of the jam easily*
Ah! Well. Nevertheless,
-- cultural smarfism (@trevorbnj) May 28, 2018

8. Woulda been nice to get her like Legos or something

That's a terrible surprise pic.twitter.com/2jCyWvwLEn
-- Jensen Karp (@JensenClan88) May 27, 2018

9. Bring Mario Odyssey to the gd PS4

Call I just got at Gamestop.

Me: *answers. Gamestop bullshit greeting*

Person: "Aye bruh you black?!"

Me: "...yeah?"

Person: "TELL THIS STUPID ASS NIGGA MARIO IS NOT ON PS4 BRUH!"

*loud arguing in the background*
-- Dev (@DudeNamedDev) May 28, 2018

10. But we all know it's never as good a day after

ok fine you're right i'll just finish the fried rice pic.twitter.com/5yWsUPkIVD
-- Alyssa Wolff (@alyssawolff) May 29, 2018

11. Sorry brother

Hulk Hogan paid tribute to Bam Margera today, who -- despite what Hulk Hogan thought -- is not dead. pic.twitter.com/TKJBMb2xXV
-- Ryan Satin (@ryansatin) May 29, 2018

12. Let's celebrate with some bread from an old man on a bench

the case is solved boys pic.twitter.com/xNe33pku6O
-- Jacqueline ♿️ (@sicklybabe) May 27, 2018

13. This is also yesterday's tea and tomorrow's tea

today's tea:

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-- ԼƖԼ ƁƠƬƬƠMƬЄҲƬ (@_ericcurtin) May 28, 2018