We spend so much of our lives searching for some sort of way to be remembered - to ensure our time on Earth meant something. Little do most of us know, the easiest, best way to be remembered in our short time here is to do something so heinous in school that everyone you went to school with will have no choice but to remember you and talk about how weird you were for the rest of time.
1. Liberate us, oh thrower of routers. Via knight_kenobae
one guy threw the wifi router in the library into a wall and broke it. we got a better one after that tho, so we all called him wifi jesus
2. Hmm doesn't appear that he wiped his ass now does it liquidturkey
there was this kid at my school, who would come into the boy's washroom, and literally take a shit in the urinal. One time I walked in on the kid squatting over the urinal, and he immediately got up washed his hands and said: Dude, look, someone shit it that urinal. He then walked out. I feel so bad for the janitor.
3. Well thats just a no brainer mytvisleaking
Back in elementary school there was a kid who poured gravel into his ears.
4. Poop in the urinals, piss in the pews, banstylejbo
I went to Catholic school and during mass this girl sitting next to me didn't fully get up, but just sort of squatted and started peeing in the pew next to me (girls wore skirts as part of their uniform). She left the school shortly after. Also had a kid who would get a nice big ball of spit in his mouth then let it drop out of his mouth into his shirt pocket. He said he was "saving it for later". Catholic school is weird, folks.
5. Come on ya'll we gotta be using the bathroom more normally than we are. From Bulbasores
Omg I was in a toilet stall in elementary school trying to poop and I got stage fright and hated when someone was in the bathroom. A dude was in the stall right next to me so I waited. He flushed, washed his hands then I heard the door open and shut. It was quiet. I proceeded to poop, feeling great. When i was done, 'that kid' was just standing there by the door. He up and pretended to leave just to hear me poop hnnngh
6. Damn high price tag, DevilHunterP12
My school gave out pencils with 100 dollar bill designs on it because "hard work pays". A friend of mine tore the design off, rolled it up, approached a girl he sorta knew, and asked her for a lapdance. She told a teacher and he was suspended for a week.
We were in 6th grade
7. And it will continue to be 'what's up' for a very long time, tonysopranus
A kid I knew took a poo in his hands and painted the walls in the boys bathroom. Did not return next day. Next I heard him, he messaged me on Fb "Hey man, what up?"
You pooping the walls man thats whats up
8. Literate in computers AND dragon? This dude's a catch, JediMasterGeoff
This kid in my computer literacy class in high school would talk to me nearly every day about his imaginary dragon girlfriend and how beautiful she was.
9. My man is crushing it, everyone leave him the fuck alone jareths_tight_pants
He walked around in black extra extra wide Jnco bondage pants with a ripped up fishnet shirt and a black wife beater, cat ears, and a hot pink cat collar that his girlfriend attached a leash to and led him around with in the hallway. He also had black emo hair and wore lots of eyeliner. That dude was living hisife with his pet play submissive fantasy. Of course everyone teased the shit out of him for it. But he gave zero fucks. You do you emo cat boy.
10. Surprised it took us this long to get to one of these, Redwards2
Kid spanked it to a movie in Spanish class where a couple girls danced in the rain.
11. This should be a criminal offense sonicman501
This guy would just combine all of his food at lunch, including the drink, into a weird soup and eat it like that, no matter what we were eating
12. Conformist society wants our dicks to not burn really really bad, Biggaynina
Couple weird goth kids hid behind the bleachers during gym class and stuck chili flakes in their dick holes. Not sure what kind of pain for pleasure they were going for but they both had to leave school early because of it.
13. And to think, this person is now an adult with responsibilities ClutchModeMax
I was in art class and this kid goes "hey check this out" sticks his middle finger down his throat and throws up all over the table. :|
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