13 Good Tweets That'll Make Appreciate How Twitter is Free

الأربعاء، 23 مايو 2018

13 Good Tweets That'll Make Appreciate How Twitter is Free

1. Content ripe for the stealing, TV execs

We really need a mashup DJ equivalent of Chopped

"DJs, open your box. Inside you will find:

The Phantom of the Opera soundtrack on vinyl
The stems for Anaconda by Nicki Minaj
A cheese grater
...and a download code for the third volume of Homestuck music

The timer starts now."
-- several gay monsters (@Orcanist) May 21, 2018

2. Alright, she's clean

I bought a car today, and the dealership had me check off -- with a pen, on paper -- that I'm not a robot. pic.twitter.com/x6nJ68e6uj
-- Marci Robin (@MarciRobin) May 20, 2018

3. Hey folks my name is Nick, I'll be taking care of you -can I get ya'll something to start?

Nick Jonas gonna hook you up with THE best table at this Macaroni Grill pic.twitter.com/7aPLzsv7ro
-- Marc (@MarcSnetiker) May 20, 2018

4. What the fuck is that guy doing out there

Had another night terror about snoopy's dirty brother who lives in the desert
-- Max Knoblauch (@MaxKnoblauch) May 22, 2018

5. Just make it easier on everybody

The first question on any online ADHD quiz should be, "Are you taking this online ADHD quiz instead of doing work?"
-- Rachel Bloom (@Racheldoesstuff) May 22, 2018

6. Sometimes it's just nice to take it easy

i will never forget when i tweeted about how i luv britney spears and someone replied "oh? so 'slave 4 u' was cool to u?" and that's when i knew i don't ever wanna be fully woke, it's really ok to have a nap sometimes
-- bolu balenciaga-babalola (@BeeBabs) May 21, 2018

7. You said it brother!

here's an "ocean's 8" i NEVER want to see: an octopus' tentacles coming right at me!!
-- dan chamberlain (@amfmpm) May 22, 2018

8. I LOVE YOU, YOU LOVE ME, WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY

When you're trying to be a ray of sunshine but people keep testing you pic.twitter.com/61MFrq8vL5
-- Tyler Chambers (@skinny_que) May 21, 2018

9. I beg of you, mercy

please do not say this to me pic.twitter.com/lXtrAnVrza
-- the animal from hell (@BronzeHammer) May 22, 2018

10. Set yourself up for that one Nikko

Twitter is that table of theater kids you sat at where someone would make a joke and everyone would laugh and then one by one every other person at the table would make their own louder version of that joke
-- Nikko Benson (@nikkoabenson) May 22, 2018

TWITTER IS THAT TABLE OF THEATER KIDS YOU SAT AT WHERE SOMEONE WOULD MAKE A JOKE AND EVERYONE WOULD LAUGH AND THEN ONE BY ONE EVERY OTHER PERSON AT THE TABLE WOULD MAKE THEIR OWN LOUDER VERSION OF THAT JOKE https://t.co/LPueg6rfJ7
-- Natalie Walker (friend of Paddington) (@nwalks) May 22, 2018

11. I wish there was a Moviepass for flying planes

my favorite content:

1. the virgin america safety video
2. frasier
3. the virgin america safety video but just the life vest part
4. the virgin amercia safety video behind-the-scenes
5. movies
-- Sam Reich (@samreich) May 22, 2018