12 Tweets of That Real Good Shit

الأربعاء، 2 مايو 2018

12 Tweets of That Real Good Shit

1. We don't have to agree or both have working eyes to be friends

KANYE: a cool thing to do is to mix bleach with hydrochloric acid. open ur minds to its dragon power

JOHN LEGEND: brother I love and respect you but that is how you make chlorine gas. plz don't do that

KANYE (eyes bleeding profusely): love not hate fam
-- KT NELSON (@KrangTNelson) May 1, 2018

2. She doesn't know shit

We've gotten a few lovely needlepoint pieces over years, but it's tough to recall one that has made us laugh harder than the one listener Grace had her friend Rachel make for us pic.twitter.com/K9MSQmyrYt
-- Sawbones (@Sawbones) April 29, 2018

3. Young Tom, what a sweet fool

benedict preventing tom from leaking spoilers: a thrilling saga 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/VyIdKTTeA4
-- captain* (@iamgeekingout) April 30, 2018

4. Wow they even trademarked this huh

When the conference speakers are announced pic.twitter.com/UBxSKaPvAL
-- Kenzo (@KenzoShibata) May 1, 2018

5. That's Amore alright

pic.twitter.com/xu3mxvWhSZ
-- sugar free red bull fan account (@realityunf0lds) April 30, 2018

6. Ah fuck, I can't believe you've done this

Is....was this on purpose Netflix? ? pic.twitter.com/ZbWoSveLig
-- Ann Ryan (@rymakes) April 30, 2018

7. What a loving home this is

walked in to this pic.twitter.com/JKDnHPE9ZU
-- Humor And Animals (@humorandanimals) April 30, 2018

8. Just keep sending each other memes and ignoring me totally fine guys

me talking to the group chat even tho i know nobody's gonna respond anyways pic.twitter.com/q3zeMtPdF7
-- conan gray (@conangray) April 28, 2018

9. It's what Mickey would've wanted

I'm at Disney world and this family just said grace before eating their churros
-- Christine Sydelko (@csydelko) April 30, 2018

10. Why am I like this

Therapist: What's wrong?

Me: If I do the Borat voice once more, I'll be getting a divorce

Therapist: And who told you that?

Me: *tearfully clears throat*
-- Jon (@ArfMeasures) April 30, 2018