16 Tweets to Lighten Your Load a Little Bit

الأربعاء، 1 أغسطس 2018

16 Tweets to Lighten Your Load a Little Bit

1. The science here checks out

I saw this diagram in a dream and felt a need to introduce it to the waking world pic.twitter.com/7qXf7wjUu7
-- GP (@mousefountain) July 30, 2018

2. That was the day comedy changed forever

I remember when the simpsons movie came out and people couldn't Fuckin believe spider pig
-- 𝖇𝖎𝖌 𝖆𝖑 (@vcubikecop) July 30, 2018

3. Money is no factor I must see them live

Not sure of source but oh my god????? pic.twitter.com/7z87zRoUzO
-- Kirsten Howard (@emotionalpedant) July 30, 2018

4. Well don't just stand there eat it

This was on my parents cruise breakfast bar this morning... shreks head pic.twitter.com/T04fSiDR3h
-- Charlotte Bayes (@CharlotteBHC) July 30, 2018

5. This town ain't big enuf for appropriating

stop 👏 appropriating 👏 partner 👏 if 👏 you 👏 aren't 👏 a 👏 cowboy 👏 greeting 👏 another 👏 cowboy 👏 who's 👏 also 👏exploring 👏 the 👏 wild 👏 west 👏 and 👏 having 👏 adventures 👏
-- ABergo Creed (@BergoEsBueno) July 30, 2018

6. I fear no website, I will become any man

Twitter: don't call yourself elon musk

Me, a glimmering golden Colossus, striding boldly into the future unbound by the shackles of Man's law: im elon musk
-- Elon Musk (@RibosomeChomsky) July 30, 2018

7. Never judge a horse by its horse stuff

Every horse movie ever: people don't think this horse can go fast but it do. it go real fast
-- rudy mustang (@rudy_mustang) July 29, 2018

8. Let's ride

when your man picks you up after you've been getting on his nerves all day https://t.co/CPbKuIMLBC
-- bambina (@itsnottina_) July 29, 2018

9. Bigfoot is real and he tried to eat my ass

twitter 2010: what is "planking" and why are people doing it

twitter 2018: it is wrong to kink shame the nazi for liking bigfoot erotica
-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) July 30, 2018

10. Must've been nothing

Games that let you max out your stealth. pic.twitter.com/ABtmlICgD8
-- Caleb愛 (@CalebCity) July 30, 2018

11. There is no reason to fight this fight mother

pic.twitter.com/VXUniChmuY
-- maria (@johnmuIaneys) July 29, 2018

12. Sold, as long as we can also do a creepy sequence called Pink Elephants on Parade

[Dumbo meeting, 1941]

WALT DISNEY: Let's make a new kids movie
WRITER: Will it be funny?
WALT: No, it'll be about a sad baby elephant
WRITER: Who tells jokes?
WALT: No, he's taken from his mom
WRITER: To somewhere fun?
WALT: No, the circus
WRITER: ....everything ok at home, sir?
-- Michael 🕶 (@Home_Halfway) July 30, 2018