In an age where brands are really fucking mean to people on Twitter for some reason...
They should call you Kayla because that's how it's supposed to be spelled
-- MoonPie (@MoonPie) December 15, 2017
When the tweets are as broken as the ice cream machine. https://t.co/esdndK1iFm
-- Wendy's (@Wendys) November 24, 2017
Calm down it's a virgin like you. pic.twitter.com/QdrxGG6tKI
-- Pop-Tarts (@PopTartsUS) July 10, 2018
We here at CollegeHumor are proud to introduce DayBreak, our brand new paper towel company that will dunk on you so fucking hard you'll have no choice but to buy goddamn paper towels.
paper towels thick enough to clean the cum off your moms chest
-- DayBreak® (@DayBreakTowels) August 3, 2018
maybe just don't spill shit jackass
-- DayBreak® (@DayBreakTowels) August 2, 2018
Heard you were a fuck ass bitch https://t.co/gDoFvFnLw6
-- DayBreak® (@DayBreakTowels) August 3, 2018
Suck us off @Brawny
-- DayBreak® (@DayBreakTowels) August 1, 2018
No we don't have any fucking paper towels to sell yet bitch. We're starting with being badass mf's who own your ass everyday and working backwards.
Follow DayBreak Paper Towels for the absolute finest in late stage capitalism brand puppeting done to seem cool and funny and approachable to the kids. And buy the paper towels you fat ugly cow.
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