12 Tweets That Will Remind You of a Time When Twitter Didn't Suck

Twitter can be a rough place - there's lots of harrassment, Nazis, threats, and general arguing and drama that you find in most places online. But also? Some pretty funny people, making some pretty funny tweets. Here are some of the best ones lately:

1. Our lyrics are depressing: 

michael cohen
post malone
azealia was in elon's home
nazi prison guard deport
verdict time for manafort

🎶 we didn't start the fire 🎶

-- julia reinstein 🚡 (@juliareinstein) August 21, 2018

2. I think we should pass a law making this true: 

It's been an awful, terrible, no good week.

But listening to my teenage daughter convince my youngest child last night that J.R.R. Tolkien's real name was 'Jolkien Rolkien Rolkien Tolkien' was absolutely priceless.

-- wholesome space jesuit (@ShamelessPapist) August 13, 2018

3. The youths are indecipherable:

you could tell me these two youths are literally anyone and i'd believe you. bebe rexha and post malone? ariana grande and pete davidson? lil miquela and justin bieber? sure pic.twitter.com/4Gb8zaE1Or

-- amy brown (@arb) August 21, 2018

4. I see it: 

If.....if junkrat fucked widowmarker their child would be bomb voyage from the incredibles and i can't pic.twitter.com/BpKUAeqSkr

-- Glitch (@GlitchBtch) August 21, 2018

5. Twitter....was....fun...?:

I can't wait until you go to jail and Twitter is fun again. https://t.co/ZwK3KlskU4

-- Mike Primavera (@primawesome) August 22, 2018

6. I see this too: 

I think this traffic cone is Winnie the Pooh pic.twitter.com/QU40hJV4nv

-- Willie Muse (@Williesillie2) August 21, 2018

7. The english language is fickle indeed: 

Bisexuality is often misunderstood because it's unclear whether it means being attracted to twice a gender or once every two genders.

-- Squishy the Duck (@discoveryduck) August 21, 2018

8. There's always hope.....provided you're fictional: 

think you're too old to write that book? Miss Marple was solving crimes in her sixties, Arwen was 2,770 when she married Aragorn, Yzma was *over a hundred* when she turned Kuzco into a llama,

-- the library haunter 🦉 (@SketchesbyBoze) August 22, 2018

9. Look at that little freind jiggle: 

This little fella taking a ride on my lawnmower. I took it off and it climbed back on.. Enjoying the vibration. 🐌 pic.twitter.com/VfuK3BDWS0

-- . (@FreeSpirit_444) August 21, 2018

10. Looking for new projects: 

I'm ready to leave the country over creative differences.

-- Louis Virtel (@louisvirtel) August 21, 2018

11. Humans should really come with screensavers: 

Me: This lazy piece of crap laptop idles after 3 minutes of doing nothing!

Also Me: I've done nothing for 3 seconds, time to idle for six hours.

-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 22, 2018

12. Who says museums can't be fun?: 

This is the ideal male body. You may not like it but this is what peak performance looks like.#MusMeme pic.twitter.com/Cj7HofKpJT

-- The Museum of English Rural Life (@TheMERL) August 22, 2018

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