1. Better to ask for forgiveness than permission
My badass little cousin ordered $300 worth of toys w/o my aunt & uncle knowing. This is a picture of how everyone found out. pic.twitter.com/wHWVhsMBYI
-- princess ria (@R_tatas) August 11, 2018
2. This deserves to be hung in a museum
Bill Murray pic.twitter.com/vTMlX1gbvW
-- Dan White (@atdanwhite) August 13, 2018
3. The Holy Triumvurate
-- Josh Winters (@joshywinty) August 14, 2018
4. No stress, just hangin
there are people on here i've followed for years and they follow me back but we never interact. we're like two npcs in a town that don't talk to each other. you sell potions. i'm the mayor. it's chill
-- leon (@leyawn) August 14, 2018
5. No you don't get it go away
-- nb (@nicjbae) August 13, 2018
6. You and your eyes need to chill out
me: h-
-- midas (@BhadDhad) August 12, 2018
people with blue eyes:
👁 👁
👃🏻
👄
sometimes my eyes change colors... like in the morning they're greenish and at the night they get bluish. ☺️✨
7. The limit does not exist
Siri how many stained t-shirts and tearful breakdowns before a child understands that every popsicle is a race against time
-- Lin-Manuel Miranda (@Lin_Manuel) August 13, 2018
8. I guess I just get along with boys
Movie girl: [changing a tire] haha I have 2 brothers ;)
-- Pigeon Fancier (@isabelzawtun) August 13, 2018
Movie girl 2: [chugging a beer, welding a broken axel] 5 brothers
Movie girl 3: [teaching a 1967 Chrysler Sebring how to throw a perfect football] 12 brothers
9. Always
can I offer you a nice egg
-- hey sorry, just now seeing this (@SoberedByBricks) August 13, 2018
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10. Girls only talk to devil worshipping Chads who will break their hearts
-- pepsi tom (@VR0NLINE) August 13, 2018
11. Please go away from us ma'am
"Ye ever wanty just wrap yersel up in tin foil nice and cosy and then just fucking get right inty the microwave and blow yersel up tae fuck" pic.twitter.com/z4OLPre3wj
-- T'nt'cleSpaceHorror (@AshokaTheBear) August 12, 2018
12. So happy for these two
Lovely photo of my aunt and her partner of 12 years :) pic.twitter.com/7A5HJJsa60
-- Mr. To Damn Good (@FamousCeleb) August 13, 2018
13. YOU SEE THE GAME LAST NIGHT
White people dribbling up some small talk with me. pic.twitter.com/K50d6XFSHH
-- Tim Barnes (@TimBarnes451) August 14, 2018
14. No no that would be crazy
what are these instagram accounts that just post tweets? have the 100k ppl who liked this considered using twitter pic.twitter.com/2lE3isSFGU
-- Brandy Jensen (@BrandyLJensen) August 14, 2018
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