الجمعة، 10 أغسطس 2018

14 Puns We Guarantee Will Get You a Date

It's time to stop asking for nudes and start asking for puns as a way to break the ice on your dating website of choice. Your success rate will improve by 99.9% AND it's a great well to tell if someone has a good sense of humor or not.

Or is possibly a dad (since dad jokes are 98% puns and 2% his own laughter).


1. Is there anything sexier than a food fight?

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2. They're being breadly serious. 

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3. He's in it for the long haul. 

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4. This interaction is a real page-turner.

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5. This man will make her rich some day. 

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6. This is what it looks like when Adam and Eve started Sexting. 

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7. This is how you ensure you have offspring to carry on your legacy. 

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8. I've never believed in soulmates until now.

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9. Stupid autocorrect!

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10. They fit together like door and bell. 

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11. Smooth move, nerd. 

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12. Talk Poké to me. 

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13. This guy is a goddamn stallion.  

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14. Great, I'll pick you up at 8 p.m. on my unicycle. 

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