Sometimes when we order food, we just want a good ole fashioned plate. Not a stone, not a cutting board, not a miniature shopping cart, but the tried and true plate. Sometimes chefs try to think outside the box, but how about we try to limit that to the food itself, not its serving dish.
1. You know what my normal salads lack? Dirt.
Your salad arrives on a plate 😃
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) September 5, 2017
But it's also in a plant pot 😐
With a pair of secateurs ☹️
And you cut it yourself 😡
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2. Just because it's somewhat bowl shaped does not make it a bowl.
"What can I get you, Mr Bond?"
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) April 25, 2016
"Martini. Shaken, not stirred. With loads of mash and spring onions."
(Pic: @nar_Nia) pic.twitter.com/u9gCBduIGN
3. I love watching the underside of my chin as I shovel meats into my mouth.
"Today's specials include fish on a stick in a rock on a mirror."
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) March 1, 2016
"Literally?"
"Literally."
(Pic: @Sinead_aka_Nade) pic.twitter.com/9IiFGzJh9P
4. Oh come on.
When asking for your meal to be served on a plate, please be specific. Hipster restaurateurs are cunning creatures. pic.twitter.com/KTl6Z947DY
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) January 9, 2018
5. An injustice to scrambled eggs.
Cheated on my local this morning and went to a new place and this is what I got. A fucking smorgasbord of breakfast food. Why pls. Scrambled eggs deserve better. Please serve me food on a plate. pic.twitter.com/LI64a9S837
-- Kristen (@KrissyPeterssen) March 7, 2018
6. Fon-don't.
FUN FACT: The Fruity Newton's Cradle was inspired by the obscure late-80s indie band of the same name.
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) February 28, 2018
(Pic: @john_shepherd) pic.twitter.com/kYktXoENAP
7. They found the one way to ruin bacon.
Because Trump Hotels serve bacon on a washing line.#WhyBritsDontWantTrump pic.twitter.com/69qmRKVbcu
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) January 26, 2018
8. Nothing like serving a broken glass as garnish.
CHEFS! Turn brownies into expensive brownies by simply serving them on a plank with a broken glass.
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) October 12, 2017
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9. Do you at least get to keep the slippers?
The Bread Slippers of Switzerland are still a thing. 😐
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) October 4, 2017
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10. That cannot be hygienic.
CHEFS! Don't throw away old baking trays. Simply turn them upside down for an eye-catching alternative to plates.
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) September 1, 2017
(Pic: Samuel Joynson) pic.twitter.com/FLYD9ieI7f
11. I mean it's kinda cute, but why?
Shopping trolley crisps. On a positive note, at least there isn't salsa in the ashtray.
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) August 29, 2017
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12. Imagine seeing your waiter walk over with this monstrosity.
Trucking ridiculous.
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) August 23, 2017
(Pic: Patrice Callahan) pic.twitter.com/d9bRdJmFyP
13. And this was probably ridiculously expensive, to boot.
"How would you like your lamb?"
-- We Want Plates 🍽 (@WeWantPlates) July 10, 2017
"On a rock with a pair of tweezers, please."
(Pic: @SiMackie) pic.twitter.com/Xy90OeF51o
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