Coming up with a unique opener can be tough in a day and age where pick-up lines are recycled infinitely.
And hey, we get it. You don't wanna sound trite or boring, you want to seem cool yet exciting and that can be difficult to pull off. But FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, don't start a conversation with roleplay if you have no idea if the person you're talking to is into your specific hypotheticals.
It didn't work for these guys, and it won't work for you.
1. No.
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2. What a wild ride.
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3. Ew no.
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4. Please do not gwabby hands at me.
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5. Looks like someone wants to gobble some farts.
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6. Do not resuscitate.
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7. *Runs like hell*
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8. *Notices an escape route*
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9. Casts a counter-spell that makes you fuck off.
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10. Mmmm...not so much.
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11. You're quite annoying as well.
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