12 Hilarious Tweets That Will Give You A Decent Chuckle

1. It's a nightmarish hellscape in the neighborhood.

Mr Rogers is the Leviathan pic.twitter.com/TMYWrgNNLW

-- ✞ 𝕵𝖆𝖕𝖆𝖓 𝖔𝖋 𝕲𝖗𝖊𝖊𝖓 𝕲𝖆𝖇𝖑𝖊𝖘 ✞ (@Thelonius_Punk) March 13, 2018

2. Honestly, this is the better than Sonic Boom.

The worst Sonic level pic.twitter.com/JPqJRjk8vu

-- Steve Kim (@Fobwashed) March 21, 2018

3. Jesus Christ, tell us your secrets. Was it that volleyball league you joined?

Nobody talks about Jesus' miracle of having 12 close friends in his 30s

-- Mormonger (@Mormonger) March 18, 2018

4. You know what - Cookie Monster never even EATS those cookies! The chunks and crumbs just flal out of his mouth!

hate to be problematic but i feel like the sesame street writers were just being lazy when they decided to name him "big bird"

-- eric turtle (@dubstep4dads) March 21, 2018

5. Time to Google "how to renounce your parents"

my dad asked me how to spell katy perry a couple minutes ago and now i'm an accessory to this crime pic.twitter.com/18qxMBuTjJ

-- katie (@k8monstr93) March 13, 2018

6. A week later they're gonna put up a "JUST PISS ANYWHERE" sign

Ever seen a building give up pic.twitter.com/A2vSDQVH9Q

-- TOM (@tomwalkerisgood) March 17, 2018

7. I'd rather have my search history read aloud, thanks.

after you die you have to watch a recording of every time you tried to sing along to the reverse part of Missy Elliott's "Work It."

-- The Economy, Stupid (@nachdermas) March 21, 2018

8. Haha yeah I am a total stoner, four hundred and twenty, am I right?

yeah I'm total weed head so smoking this joint with U guys isn't a big deal [has 1 hit & then googles "will I be like this forever?" on my phone]

-- christian (@nopoweradeinusa) January 10, 2018

9. The way I honor the Toretto family is by drinking a Corona while capturing an international terrorist.

the fast & the furious was shot next to my house and theres always guys comin thru to pay their respects pic.twitter.com/BfnKZ6N3cB

-- jack wagner (@jackdwagner) March 14, 2018

10. This is why you should only watch Netflix.

MY TV GLITCHED AND IS JUST SAYING "SKIN" OVER AND OVER OH MY GOD pic.twitter.com/vMqw6grht9

-- Sarah Andersen (@SarahCAndersen) March 20, 2018

11. (*doublechecks five times*) My god...

holy f pic.twitter.com/dvRFU8tbjc

-- Kanozu très fatigué (@DoYouKnoz) March 3, 2018

12. Well...I am not going to be pickpocketing this tarantula.

"You look weary traveler, come rest a spell. I have tonics and elixirs for sale if you have the coin"

*BUY
*ASK
*LEAVE pic.twitter.com/q87987Hghy

-- Noah-san (@ThatIsDanger) March 7, 2018

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