Not every laugh is a full-on belly laugh that alarms every person around you. Sometimes your brain is just like 'ha' and you move on with your life. These tweets should give you some of those internal laughs. Maybe an external or two if you're lucky.
1. It is the unfair truth.
The size of an animal is directly related to my enthusiasm for seeing it in the wild, for example:
-- chuuch (@ch000ch) March 1, 2018
Deer: wow such a majestic mammal
Rat: fuck off u piece of shit
Rabbit: hey nice
Elephant: omfggg amazing i can die now
Ant: i don't care if you live or die
2. We are all unique. Except when we're not at all.
ah yes the two genders pic.twitter.com/KjX3pccBeu
-- Napoleon (@Vedmak00) February 27, 2018
3. Hell yeah.
gonna take down the patriarchy with my pic.twitter.com/7Njjzp2tBU
-- Dana Schwartz (@DanaSchwartzzz) February 26, 2018
4. Why must it always be a lifetime supply.
every time pic.twitter.com/pg93iOagGg
-- crân-buri-ghân (@bromanconsul) February 26, 2018
5. Send it. SEND.
I spent 6 full hours crafting a rage email I know why I'm alone
-- Karen Kilgariff (@KarenKilgariff) February 28, 2018
6. Ew don't touch it.
Today I found 2018's version of a used condom on the ground. pic.twitter.com/y5rt45fZW8
-- Sean Brewster (@TheSeanBrewster) March 1, 2018
7. Eh, what's the harm in a giant snow-dick?
someone sculpted a huge dick out of snow up on campus and poured water over it so it's solid ice
-- Goth Ms. Frizzle (@spookperson) March 1, 2018
a bunch of janitors and a cop have tried bashing at it with shovels for half an hour and just gave up
8. Or like your own FB post.
When you RT yourself pic.twitter.com/5ixgqEKUlP
-- Matthew T'Cherry (@MatthewACherry) February 28, 2018
9. This dick is gonna be the first genital president of the United States.
10. Praise the lord, I may now watch Netflix for an unhealthy amount of time!
friends: hey let's cancel our plans for tonight
-- Bob Vulfov (@bobvulfov) February 25, 2018
me age 21: no that's bullshit
friends: hey let's cancel our plans for tonight
me now: the lord's light shineth down upon me on this day
11. Tabs that have SEEN some things.
Nephew: I'm a big boy!
-- Mark Magark (@markedly) February 28, 2018
Me: *smoking cigarette* kid, I've had tabs open longer than you've been alive
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2F9u1H5
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