Today's Twitter round-up is perfectly fine - we're not going to try to oversell you on these tweets. We think they're at least acceptable, if not mildly pleasant. For the moment, these should be enough to satisfy your curiosity for a few brief moments, but we promise nothing more. Enjoy!
1. If that dog isn't named "Pug Giamutti" I'm going to be real upset
My sweet mom thinks this morph of my dog and Paul Giamatti is my dog's actual face http://pic.twitter.com/mOwa695oju
-- Orin aka The Big Dog (@orinanne) June 23, 2015
2. Millennials, please stop killing the....boob industry?
How fast the mighty fall http://pic.twitter.com/Y8I714Z88a
-- vacation eve (@evepeyser) August 16, 2017
3. Removing statues is the same thing as forgetting all of history, since most history classes assign you statues to look at instead of books
oh no we are doomed to repeat winning the civil war http://pic.twitter.com/i1wYorzkuT
-- joe mande (@JoeMande) August 16, 2017
4. The internet was invented purely to make everyone's dumb thoughts public
Crossover post. http://pic.twitter.com/KatheIJpLq
-- r/LegalAdvice.txt (@legaladvice_txt) August 13, 2017
5. Brain...you have a point.
BODY: i'm exhausted
-- The Dogfather (@matt___nelson) August 31, 2017
BRAIN: neat
BODY: let's sleep
BRAIN: nah
BODY: c'mon
BRAIN: a dog named Ralph
BODY:
BRAIN: can almost say his own name
6. Much respect to my commie dads.
I love these old Chinese-Russian solidarity posters bc they always look like 2 happy dads just chilling on their gay apple farm http://pic.twitter.com/6TeEk0AL5k
-- Euripides Nutz (@dubsteppenwolf) August 9, 2017
7. Getting mad at BuzzFeed articles seems like a good use of your time.
BUZZFEED: hi heres a fun story that will make young girls excited abt education. it harms no one, in any way.
-- KRANG T. NELSON (@KrangTNelson) August 6, 2017
MATT: fuck those little girls http://pic.twitter.com/bn6aTlsuGW
8. Jeff Goldblum is the world's greatest treasure.
jeff goldblum's faces of disgust when he got asked about 'marvel or dc'....im screaming http://pic.twitter.com/S04zwvbKKq
-- edgelord allan poe (@haarleyquin) August 6, 2017
9. Mom memes shall hereby be known as "momes." Thank you.
My mom made this meme don't let her down http://pic.twitter.com/AjjMAW97pS
-- Fusushi 🍣 (@Junglefushimi) August 21, 2017
10. Listen, it's 2017, everything sucks, all we have is mattress dominoes.
1970: By 2017 we will have flying cars
-- DR FRL 🇵🇹 (@filipeluisrl) August 20, 2017
2017: http://pic.twitter.com/n2eyPbjLE2
11. I...can't believe it...
guys i've cracked the code http://pic.twitter.com/P0TqxUV4eM
-- daisyowl (@daisyowl) August 20, 2017
12. Sounds like THIS dog removed a statue!
I love how this dog looks at this egg, like he's learned absolutely nothing. http://pic.twitter.com/SgXGa4XBtr
-- Steve Hogarty (@misterbrilliant) August 19, 2017
13. No. No one tell him. It's better this way.
Anyone gonna tell him his Avi is 3 Muslims? http://pic.twitter.com/ntLp4bYCSg
-- Ben (@MITROVlC) August 17, 2017
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