I'm not going to make any wild promises here - we spent a good amount of time collecting and curating the finest and most well-crafted tweets on the internet, but at most they will only entertain you for about 2 minutes (maybe 3 if you watch the video one, which is really worth it). Still, it will be a VERY enjoyable 2 minutes. I can't guarantee you will laugh out loud, but you will (most likely) smile or perhaps emit a gentle chuckle. That is as far as I'm willing to go though.
Anyways, enjoy:
1. Honestly, everyone should wear this sign at all times, not just on airplanes.
No sign has ever encapsulated my life more than the one this woman is wearing http://pic.twitter.com/eWFVita7Dx
-- Tim (@Playing_Dad) September 7, 2017
2. Can't wait for this Tomb Raider movie, where Lara Croft is half-human/half-giraffe.
'No, can you make sure we can see her face AND her ass?' http://pic.twitter.com/f4RYCWlB9v
-- WolfSkullJack (@Harvey_Art) September 19, 2017
3. The only problem with this is that I would really want to extend the Purge by about 364 more days.
Concept: The Purge but it's 24 hours where retail workers are as rude as they want
-- Chase ☭ (@liltidepod) July 23, 2017
"Do u have a bathroom?"
"No we shit outside like bears"
4. We all have to grow up at some point.
PISS IN THE FROG'S MOUTH LIKE A MEN!! http://pic.twitter.com/FbwPkKDOUf
-- Sammy (@SamChaplin) September 4, 2017
5. Past-Me sets 40 alarms in the morning to make sure I get up on time, but STILL goes to bed super-late. Past-Me is a real jerk.
Me setting my alarm for every 5 minutes in the morning http://pic.twitter.com/TjCBc9hPcY
-- a pumpkin spicy boi (@syrianbryn) September 11, 2017
6. Really incredible how diverse this movie series is. Great job, Hollywood!
THE "IT" CINEMATIC UNIVERSE CORRECT VIEWING ORDER
-- Zach Dunn (@ZachBDunn) September 15, 2017
It
It Follows
It Comes At Night
Bring It On
It's Complicated
Just Go With It
Bring It On 2
7. Rick & Morty is great. Rick & Morty fans, however, are.....uhh.....
extremely cursed imadge http://pic.twitter.com/p8GKSa25np
-- bart (@bartsimsonreal) September 1, 2017
8. Haha totally true, so true (*immediately opens an incognito tab and types that exact thing into google*)
Straight men: homosexuality is a disgusting sin get that shit out of my face it's gross
-- Lexussss✌ (@Jellybeansdoe_) May 28, 2017
Also straight men: http://pic.twitter.com/fN6mAPt0Tz
9. Tiny Jackie Chan did all of his own stunts, I hear.
If this poster is to scale, I am VERY excited about this film. http://pic.twitter.com/e89cgxZvXy
-- Gray (@gray) September 16, 2017
10. The Bourne Troll-spiracy
An email scammer kept asking for a copy of my passport so I sent him this and he is extremely upset about it http://pic.twitter.com/gEMFZUlvo8
-- Josh Billinson (@jbillinson) August 31, 2017
11. Little Caesar's might not always be fresh, but their employees' moves sure are.
Hey @littlecaesars I left my phone at one of your establishments and this video was uploaded on my ICloud help http://pic.twitter.com/FgfR81Xxk8
-- 🦄 (@lordflaconegro) September 16, 2017
12. I always specify that on everything I order, just in case.
Dodged a bullet with the California roll http://pic.twitter.com/peDzjlSVPV
-- Nick Stephens (@nlckstephens) September 2, 2017
13. The harshest clapback I have ever witnessed in my life. Incredible.
via @ThickLeeyonce
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