If you're familiar with PBS' Antiques Roadshow, you know the world is full of little treasures that random ass people for some reason just have in their cupboards, and that sometimes they are worth a fortune.
What you may not be aware of is that comedian Keaton Patti greatly improves these little treasures by photoshopping in new and improved names for them. If you like his stuff, follow Keaton on Twitter, check out his website, and pop by the monthly UCB show he hosts in New York: Laugh Tracks.
1. Wow and it's aged perfectly
http://pic.twitter.com/dJS7XB6KCL
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 27, 2017
2. Rook to Snakey Red Part
http://pic.twitter.com/Wvk72XBqNr
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 8, 2017
3. Congratulations ma'am, you're a millionaire
http://pic.twitter.com/gCpDQb5pf8
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 29, 2017
4. Wow Schultz stopped making these - very rare
http://pic.twitter.com/UrsTuB6MV0
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 11, 2017
5. Must buy so I can see these hotties get it on
http://pic.twitter.com/xeDAAJIU3g
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) September 1, 2017
6. Perfect I've got all this bread and nothing to do with it
http://pic.twitter.com/Wtk3LXvId7
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) September 15, 2017
7. It really is as heavy as they say it is
http://pic.twitter.com/qsV8a2xLWT
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) September 5, 2017
8. A virgin version of this will sell for twice the price
http://pic.twitter.com/7e7Lq6QRGj
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) July 19, 2017
9. Murdoc's new archnemesis
http://pic.twitter.com/YRuE1FwtTi
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 26, 2017
10. My baby don't mess around because she loves me so
http://pic.twitter.com/QvQMHLjPRV
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) July 21, 2017
11. Shut up and take my money
http://pic.twitter.com/hbmIgHzawE
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) September 26, 2017
12. You can really see the resemblence
http://pic.twitter.com/6bSS0sKvEO
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 5, 2017
13. NOT HAUNTED WE PROMISE
http://pic.twitter.com/WEkH77zoNt
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) March 11, 2017
14. Daaaamn I'd like to hang that over the mantle if you know what I mean
http://pic.twitter.com/6RwM0VqgCE
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) July 25, 2017
15. These are to scale
http://pic.twitter.com/OdCU2PDcZd
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) July 28, 2017
16. I am not a plate but thank you for asking!
http://pic.twitter.com/1OlQKuhUGp
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 15, 2017
17. A lady like these will require my best woos
http://pic.twitter.com/lglypbCYhq
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 14, 2017
18. The band has fallen upon hard times it seems
http://pic.twitter.com/3gIrPshQKv
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 4, 2017
19. Wow so this is what they look like
http://pic.twitter.com/2ZZPRolC1c
-- Keaton Patti (@KeatonPatti) August 23, 2017
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