Former NFL star wide receiver Chad Johnson was known for his entertaining antics on the field, but now has taken that same enthusiasm to Twitter where he seems to be all about making jokes, challenging fans to FIFA, and spreading #positivity.
Check out some of his tweets below or go to his page and challenge him to a little gaming 1 on 1.
But be prepared, he might fly to your home and live-tweet your romping.
1. He lives with style, he'll die with style.
Who is responsible for Beyoncé's visuals at the Grammy's & when Lemonade dropped, I need them to do my funeral, I'm going out the right way.
-- Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) February 13, 2017
2. But the best way to ruin a relationship is referring to sex as horizontal activity.
You want to spice up your relationship scream "this is Sparta" before horizontal activity‼️
-- Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) September 16, 2017
3. It's just that easy.
"Dodge all negativity just like this today" http://pic.twitter.com/WGrSOyHNo3
-- Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) September 5, 2017
4. A very valid point.
So we gone just ignore the plants growing through the fence❓ https://t.co/KF6EGSTFvh
-- Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) July 17, 2017
5. Chad. It was the trying on of the condoms. That was the thing you did wrong.
#Confession I remember being kicked out of Walmart at age 13 for trying on condoms in the fitting room.. I still don't know what I did wrong
-- Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) April 18, 2012
6. The man even makes memes.
"we just want to talk that's all" http://pic.twitter.com/MD82KobAzu
-- Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) September 18, 2017
7. The moment shit gets real for a NFL player.
That awkward moment when you realize you're not on Madden13 and have to create yourself...
-- Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) August 29, 2012
8. The post-dunk victory dance is optional, however.
You have to dunk on your kids, it builds character... http://pic.twitter.com/ohxfvfpd6a
-- Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) December 14, 2014
9. Well at least you didn't try the condoms on this time.
At Walgreens & i asked for 50 condoms. 2 girls behind me started laughing. I turned around & looked them in the eyes and said, "Make it 52"
-- Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) March 31, 2012
10. Give it a year or two...
If Donald Trump was a real business man he would fight Kim Jong Un on pay-per-view...
-- Chad Johnson (@ochocinco) September 22, 2017
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