There's a lot happening in the world right now. Thank God we have Twitter to make sense of it all. We did a rundown of our favorite tweets from the day. Covering topics ranging from politics to earthquakes to everyday observations, these tweets are sure to put a smile on your face. Enjoy!
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in the USSR, you had to wait in line for basic necessities! now, if you'll excuse me I'm in a phone queue to beg a senator for insulin
-- Crowsa Luxemburg (@quendergeer) September 19, 2017
2.
my body: WATER please I need it
-- lainedavis (@lainekdavis) September 18, 2017
me: you - you want iced coffee??
3.
Obamacare is pretty popular now. Folks are always too slow to come around on black folks' ideas, like with Rap or Not Slavery.
-- Rae Sanni (@raesanni) September 18, 2017
4.
It would make things slightly better if every Trump speech ended with "sorry I just woke up from an insane nap"
-- julio torres ~* (@juliothesquare) September 19, 2017
5.
What idiot named it the Michael T. Flynn Legal Defense Fund instead of GoFlynndMe
-- Patrick Monahan (@pattymo) September 19, 2017
6.
"One of the important ones"
-- maura quint (@behindyourback) September 20, 2017
-how I've described Rosh Hashanah to 3 different gentiles today
7.
[typing]
-- runt (@rancheroni) September 20, 2017
me: I knew I would accidentally hit that key some day
her: how did you know
me: it was F8
8.
Whenever there's an earthquake at night, I calmly assume it's my husband next to me in bed, masturbating.
-- USA 🇺🇸 (@SarahThyre) September 19, 2017
9.
The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing people that their feelings matter.
-- ՏɦɛʍíɠհԵɧɑѵҽ™ (@JustDontBugMe) September 19, 2017
10.
ME: hey
-- chuuch (@ch000ch) September 20, 2017
PERSON HOLDING A GREEN COLORED SMOOTHIE: your life choices are inferior to mine
11.
Hunger Games Synopsis
-- regal trash bitch (@meatgrindr) September 12, 2017
Katniss: I'm in over my head, the govt wants me dead, I'm scared
Both Male Leads: Ok but do you LIKE like me
12.
it's getting to that time of year where I have to drink out of a gigantic mug & cup it with both hands
-- Her Mystery Boots (@fuzzlime) September 20, 2017
13.
Is CNN just texting me now? http://pic.twitter.com/4d1Sry965Z
-- Dan Hopper (@DanHopp) September 19, 2017
14.
If female writers wrote characters of the opposite sex like male writers do http://pic.twitter.com/YE4o3lXq5A
-- Manataerys Stormborn (@SaveTheMayotee) September 8, 2017
15.
MY GREAT-GRANDMOTHER: I will ride this ship to America, parentless yet ready to start a new life
-- Mike Drucker (@MikeDrucker) September 19, 2017
ME: Ugh I have to heat the Keurig machine?
16.
i will achieve total comprehension of string theory before i can grasp the thought process of people who push already-lit elevator buttons
-- andy levy (@andylevy) September 19, 2017
17.
If someone called me the rocket man I'd feel cool as hell and launch a few rockets to defend that title
-- Tamara Yajia (@DancesWithTamis) September 19, 2017
18.
If you think you have a stupid question, just remember NASA engineers once asked Sally Ride if 100 tampons were enough for a 7 day mission.
-- SpookySandwich (@MarisaLange) November 19, 2014
19.
If you want to be respected at a care home, go in on your first day and punch the oldest person there.
-- Glenn Moore (@TheNewsAtGlenn) September 20, 2017
20.
I'm not high http://pic.twitter.com/9ZXZCXfY1f
-- Lyla Q. (@LylaRevilla) September 20, 2017
from CollegeHumor: Pictures http://ift.tt/2w7wT2H
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