13 Daddy Memes That Won't Choke You But Might Make You Softly Chuckle

Amuse me with tweets and memes daddy. 

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2. No word is safe. Whatever word replaces daddy will be sexualized too

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3. The origin story

SCIENTIST: Let's name this spider Long Legs, for its long legs

SCIENTIST 2: Hmm not kinky enough

-- Philly Byrne 🥔 (@PhilipNByrne) September 25, 2017

4. Excellent lifehack. No one's cooler than greasers

via TheCykaNeverStops

5. Mother Nature is more powerful than any daddy you can imagine

daddy kinks are old news smh protect the ozone layer if u a real freak

-- BILL NYE THO (@Bill_Nye_Tho) March 5, 2017

6. She doesn't get me at all

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7. This witch has put a curse on me

*girl calls me daddy*
*hammer appears in my hand*
"oh no"
*I start building a deck*
"what have you done"
*grill turns itself on*

-- Derek™ (@ProdigyNelson) February 12, 2016

8. Banish me daddy

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9. Time for Jesus

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10. Shouldn't, or wouldn't?

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11. P O W E R

Girlfriend: pass me the bread daddy

Dad: *grabs bread*

Shawn Oakman: she was talking to me

Dad: Yes daddy http://pic.twitter.com/0JRXuQbrrL

-- Saliou❗️ (@salioumbodji25) January 2, 2015

12. Some people like to live dangerously

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13. The best I can do

Boy: call me daddy ;)
Me: http://pic.twitter.com/zQykK6mcOo

-- lex (@idclexi) July 14, 2017

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