15 Of The Laziest Song Lyrics People Have Ever Heard

Listen, I've never written a song before so I don't know how hard a task it actually is, but come on. If these lazy a-holes can write songs with horrible lyrics like these, I'm pretty sure any one of us could become a music superstar. 

1. ry9intheBlind -- A truly lazy person wouldn't have added that extra 'good' though.

I got a feeling

That tonight's gonna be a good night

That tonight's gonna be a good night

That tonight's gonna be a good, good night

2. mazibs -- So...not at all? 

She blow my dick like a cello - Lil Yachty

3. Itsafinelife -- Only true cereal lovers write it into one of their songs. 

"Gotta get my bowl, gotta have cereal."

4. axberka -- All that matters is the songs catchiness. 

"I never met a girl like you ever til we met"- Classic by MKTO 

catchy song tho

5. Jrlanham -- We all know. 

"I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the map I'm the MAP!"

Parents know

Edit - People of all ages know

6. yeezybreezy23 -- Dr. Suess would be pissed. 

When Pitbull rhymed Kodak with Kodak.

7. vinegarballs -- Yeah, the chorus isn't much better. 

I'm afraid of the dark, Especially when I'm in a park, And there's no one else around, Ooh, I get the shivers, I don't want to see a ghost, It's a sight that I fear most, I'd rather have a piece of toast, And watch the evening news

[Chorus] Life, oh life, oh life, oh life Doo, doo doo doo Life, oh life, oh life, oh life Doo, doo doo do

8. maya_maya_ -- Hey, it beats Despacito. 

There is a Spanish song that goes:

"I think I saw you before. I think I have meet you before" over and over.

9. YellowCammyRS -- Well that's just pure FILTH and I won't stand for it. 

"Pussy so good, I never fuck you in the ass"

10. LonelyTimeTraveller -- Lazy lyric meets lazy nickname. 

She got a big booty so I call her big booty

11. Jalian96 -- "...unoriginal."

I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma I'mma I'mma be I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma I'mma I'mma be I'mma be, I'mma be, I'mma I'mma I'mma be I'mma be be be be I'mma I'mma be I'mma be be be be I'mma I'mma be I'mma be be be be I'mma I'mma be

12. satanicpuppy -- Ha, I mean, it still sounds good. 

You know the story of Guns N' Roses hit song Sweet Child of Mine?

Axel Rose writes two verses, and gets stuck on the third. He hears Slash downstairs doing scales on his guitar (Da na na na NA na) thinks it's brilliant.

They put 'em together, it sounds great...But there is still no third verse. 

Now, another group would have sat down and figured out a third verse, but GNR wasn't that kind of group. They couldn't figure out where to go from the end of the second verse, so they just sang "WHERE DO WE GO NOW?!" fourteen times in a row, and called it a day.

True story.

13. BlueRope01 -- I can't tell if this one is more lazy or offensive. 

"Ding Dang Don Dong Ding Dang Don Dong Din Daaaang" All Around The World by the Red Hot Chili Peppers.

14. Freeiheit -- Yeah this might be the winner. 

I whip my hair back and forth x50

15. Syek26 -- How that made the final cut of an actual song is insane. 

New Kids on the Block had a bunch of hits/

Chinese food makes me sick/

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