French-sounding seltzer water company LaCroix (it's actually based in Wisconsin, which is pretty much the opposite of France) is more than a passing craze for some - it's practically a lifestyle. But there are some (well, okay, a lot of people) who not only don't understand its sudden rise to popularity, but understand the truth: it sucks. And lately, people have taken to roasting the mildly-flavored beverage to hell and back. Here are some of the best burns.
Apologies if you do like LaCroix. You can go on enjoying it, but don't pretend like these roasts are wrong.
1.
lacroix is like drinking sprite with a condom
-- jaboukie young-black (@jaboukie) February 13, 2018
2.
La Croix tastes like the only soft drink they'd allow in a dystopian future where no one is allowed to have emotions
-- Brandon Sutton🐐 (@PrettyBadLefty) February 10, 2018
3.
la croix tastes like someone ate a fruit salad and then burped into your water bottle
-- peanut butter chocolate cake (@deliagrantham) February 11, 2018
4.
La Croix is what gentrification tastes like
-- El Espiritu Joto (@EspirituJoto) February 11, 2018
5.
la croix tastes like my ability to retain information for exams if the exam im studying for is what certain fruits taste like
-- jomny sun (@jonnysun) February 3, 2018
6.
I feel like LaCroix is what juice would taste like to a ghost
-- Bridger Winegar (@bridger_w) January 28, 2018
7.
LaCroix tastes like it was made by a society in which flavor is the scarcest natural resource
-- Mike Ingram (@mikeingram00) February 14, 2018
8.
Every La Croix flavor tastes like it was created by someone who didn't want to admit he'd never tasted fruit so had a friend quickly describe it to him.
-- MehGyver (@AndrewNadeau0) February 12, 2018
9.
Cran-raspberry La Croix tastes like your officemate is putting on lotion.
-- Jill Twiss (@jilltwiss) February 1, 2018
10.
la croix tastes like when your actual drink is still buffering
-- pelin (@meat_and_rice) July 11, 2017
11.
Hot take: La Croix is the kale of the beverage world.
-- Mina Markham 👩🏾💻 (@MinaMarkham) June 30, 2017
12.
La Croix taste like if you were drinking carbonated water and someone screamed out loud the name of a specific fruit in the other room
-- Daniel Tran (@Daanieltran) January 7, 2018
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