These guys wouldn't make if five seconds in the desert with all this thirst they're lugging around.
Ironically, they do bare a resemblance to the cacti of these arid climates except they're hold no water and are ten times the prick.
It's not a great look, fellas, and you gotta know by now that these pervtastic tactics don't ever have a pay off. Unless, you count the times they worked in your mirage fantasy.
1. Now rub the lotion on the skin!
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2. Extreme thirst is a symptom of his disease.
via Rebel99Belle
3. What a great way to cheer someone up.
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4.
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5. Not creepy AT. ALL.
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6. He sounds like a real winner.
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7. Well, are you?! are you!!?
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8. He still haunts women's DMs to this very day.
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9. Not even if you sent the same message three more times.
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10. I treat my women like a treat my clients: with a passionless exchange of money.
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11. This reads like a poem.
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12. UNCLE NO.
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13. I was just ASSking a question!
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14. Literally thirsty.
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